Jason Parker (ragachak)
It all began in 1986; I begged, groveled and pleaded for a Nintendo Entertainment System. I was fortunate enough to acquire one but that sealed my fate forever. In the fourth grade I was handed “Nintendo Power” and I said even then, “This is what I want to do” and so here I am! My focus leans more towards MOBAs and MMORPGs, though my article list is incredibly varied, including card games, Diablo clones, and World War II simulators. Favorite games include: EarthBound, Final Fantasy IV, Dragon Quest III, and Romance of the Three Kingdoms IV: Wall of Fire. I have been actively gaming on consoles since 1986, starting with Nintendo, and currently I hold more Sony consoles than anything; though I am also an active PC gamer on Steam, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, and just about anything else I can get my hands on. More than anything I crave a well-crafted story, and as a writer and gamer it is my primary concern. My forte’ appears to be Alpha/Beta tests and sneak previews of games that are getting a relaunch, taking a good look at the changes that are forthcoming; I also have peered at my fair share of expansions to evaluate how far they have come from the original product. My goal is to offer as much of an unbiased opinion that I possibly can, and to word my reviews in such a way that everyone can come away from it with knowledge, whether they are a gamer or not.
Jason's Latest Articles, Editorials, and Contributions

- Batman Telltale: The Curse of Arkham
- The last Batman game to come to PC, Arkham Knight was absolutely awful. Virtually no PC could run it, and no matter what people did,…


- What the fuck? The Division: The Movie?
- Films are popular, and films are wonderful! Converting a book to a film is no small task, but it's in many cases, enjoyable for everyone.…


- Adventurer's Journal: Too Many MMOs
- I've taken a week or so away from FFXIV and not because it's bad. On the contrary, I really quite love it. But part of…


- Cosplay Interview: HiRez PixieKittie!
- Most everyone knows I love HiRez as a company. They really won me over the past year or so, and it's been a pleasure to…


- Pokémon Go: Give and Take
- Have you guys ever played the pool game "Marco Polo"? You know, someone covers their eyes, yells Marco and the other people yell Polo back…


- Retro Remake Thoughts: Secret of Mana
- We've seen a lot of remakes, remasters, things of that nature in the past couple of years. We're in the age of Nostalgia, where all…


- StarCraft Universe Game on Kickstarter
- Remember back in Warcraft 2/3, and there were optional stages you could play, not tied to the main game? Well they were more prevalent in…


- Russian Fear Creates Rival to Pokémon Go
- As all the world knows, Pokémon Go was created as a spy network for other nations. Niantic is involved in a seedy plot with the…


- Sign of the End-Times: AR Games + Dating Apps
- We are a culture of convenience, and everyday, the world of gaming and dating both change, swirling deeper and deeper down into the maw of…


- SMITE: Patch Notes: 3.14 Force of Nature
- The Summer of Smite rolls on! Now we have another Guardian, some cool skins, item adjustments and much more! Things were fixed, Gods were…


- Battleborn Might Go Free-to-Play
- This isn't something that's coming out of thin air. Digital Analytics team Superdata has been crunching the numbers, and doing all the math. Long and…


- This week in gullible bullshit: SEGA, Pokémon, More
- Bottom Tier News Entertainment System News Desk, Eastern NC: This Just In: Nintendo's stock plummeted this week when everyone learned the horrible, gruesome truth: Nintendo…
