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Grim48

Hey, i just watched this crazy movie called Machine girl. It's about some school girl whos parents die, and her brother is killed by the mafia. She tries to get revenge, but gets her arm cut off. She staggers over to the house of some crazy mechanic that wants to kill her, and they become best friends. Long story short, the mechanic's husband makes her a gun to attach to her arm, and they go kick some *** (low quality japanese film ***)

WARNING: this review may be offensive to some people, but just remember that this is what I saw as I watched the movie.

Here's my review: (it's really short) (also, Ami is the main character(fyi))

Very funny movie. This is a prime example of why I get angry when japanese people decide to make movies that would have been good. First thing I noticed about the gun was that it was made of rubber. The whole movie was predictable too. I knew "what's her face"(the crazy mechanic) was gonna attach that rubber chainsaw to her leg to kill that last guy, and i knew that kid's head was in the soup. I really dont understand the planning of this film either. At the start, it shows Ami pwning nubs with the gun, then it goes back in time to when she had an arm. That mechanic guy dies right after making the gun (couldnt possibly make the chainsaw after), then the camera just keeps rolling to the end. Where does the start fit in? It cant be after because the gun got destroyed (you could see the little rubber tubes of it sticking out of the guy with the homing clamp of death)

Things kinda took a turn for the worst when Demon woman whips out the metal bra, and starts doing lesbian stuff with Ami, then rolls over for a smoke into some kid's piss, and dies. (the metal bra had 2 drills, and she was tearing up Ami's breasts with them, and making *cough*sex*cough* noises while she did it. She got her on the ground, and tried to stick them in her face, then rolled over into a guys piss, and got electricuited<---(probably spelled wrong) to death)

It was supposed to be a horror movie, but really, the only scary parts were when the crazy women did evil laughs with blood all over their faces. It had some funny parts too. When the high school kids dressed as power rangers jumped outa nowhere, and threw like 72 throwing stars at them, and didnt hit them.

Also, this movie made the blood squirts in kill bill look like a runny nose, compared to a pressure washer (if you dont know what a pressure washer is, google it, or search it on youtube.)

Wow... I feel like I'm on Video on Trial right now.

Final Verdict: If they spent less money on blood, and severed body parts, maybe they would have had enough money to make a decent movie with weapons that werent made of rubber.

For all of you who like corny movies with lots of blood and violence, and subtitles, check this one out!!

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Rendascus

What. The. Hell.


Cannibal Holocaust?

Greed

lmfao

My friend was just done telling me how much it sucked too

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qaiszero

YouTube Video

some funky shit right thurr

Thetake

Wtf? The guy was eating his own fingers

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Digital_Pheer

lothia

I had heard of this movie actually.. I origonally thought that this movie was from Quentin Tarantino, but it's not. I want to see it for fun since it seems to be the same type of movies, where did u get it? Online or at the movie theaters?

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Digital_Pheer

You're right, Quentin would never make something this cliche and retarded

qaiszero

it probably only in japanese theatres, im sure you will be able to find where to download it, I did easily :P

Grim48

I watched it online. I dont want to say the site because i dont want to get banned.

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