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Old 08-15-2008, 05:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns
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Old 08-15-2008, 05:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I already lol'd at the topic name.
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Old 08-15-2008, 05:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i lolled at the topic name and couldn't make it past the first paragraph because the baby's expressions made me want to die
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Old 08-15-2008, 11:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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To knowingly upset your baby like that is downright cruel," said Hershey, PA homemaker Barbara Sterling. "My child is going to lose his blissful sense of innocence the old-fashioned way—by coming home from school one day only to learn that his parents are getting a divorce."
Lol! Best ending ever!
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For some reason, when I read the first half of title, I was thinking they did some crazy shit like release their own lube.

lol anyways
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Old 08-16-2008, 12:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh, it's a joke. That was totally not evident.
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Old 08-16-2008, 12:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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wtf.. they'll never want to take a bath ever again..
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Old 08-16-2008, 12:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh, it's a joke. That was totally not evident.
The Onion always has fake news. But it's more entertaining than normal news, plus it's always fun to cite it as a source.
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The number of people who haven't heard of the Onion still amazes me.
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Old 08-16-2008, 08:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The number of people who haven't heard of the Onion still amazes me.
Agreed.
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