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Roon's Rogue
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Well, its back to school, and the first thing I learn from my math teacher is that 2 equals 1. He told the whole class to stop his proof if anyone can find a mathematical error. Well, no one did. Here's what he did:
Let A = B. Multply both sides by A. Now its: A^2 = AB. Subtrace both sides by B^2. Now its: A^2 - B^2 = AB - B^2. When you factor it, it becomes: (A + B) (A - B) = B (A - B). Simplify it, making it: A + B = B. Now, since A = B, you can make it: B + B = B. Now to simplify: 2B/B = B/B. Anything divided by itself is one, so the final equation would be: 2 = 1. I cannot find an error in this equation, so.. What the hell? |
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Your in for a fun time in math this year.
![]() allright, I think i got it. You should be able to substitute letters with numbers, and still stay true. (I haven't taken math in 2 months, so I might be completely wrong.) So, we are gonna subsititute A and B with 1, because they are equal. 1=1 then multiply, stays the same. 1=1 here, the entire problem falls apart. even if we were to continue and subtract B- 0=0 No way to simplify or do anything, so the problem is false.
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why let A = B in the first place?
first of all, A cannot be B. you're forcing A to be B. When really, they're Different and they cannot be the same. which means you're forcing 2 to be 1 when really, they're different. Ok, this makes no sense............but neither does that equation~!
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FFS i dont have school for another 6 days,
and changing what state the Equation is and then make that equal something that it couldn't do if it was a number is Easy and can be done with anything, my math teacher told me that, then he showed my how to make (100^12)^5 X (45000/54)^9 can equal 3 with out simplifying. but, i fell asleep about have way through so i don't remember
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Or Lets keep it B + A = B. And lets say A = 1. That means B should be 1 too. So its 1 + 1 = 1. Therefore 2 = 1. Edit: @Mysteryguy, you can make A = B. They're just variables, not a set number. |
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