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Old 09-22-2008, 08:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default What would you do WHEN there is a zombie outbreak?

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I would commit suicide using sleeping pills
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i would just...

be me?
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lol epic answer
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well, first you need to be prepared.

You need a survial guide !!!!

Zombie Survial Guide (author Max Brooks)

and then.....you need some insight on how to battle zombies, and what a war might be like so....

World War Z (author max brooks)


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I would probably think it was a dream and fall back to sleep. T_T

Then I would realize the stench was too realistic, wake up, and most likely die a bloody death. If I try to punch or kick the zombies, they will probably rip my limbs off and force me to fall in a bloody pile of warm, dark crimson blood while I scream into the night air, or morning air, before falling unconscious and dying. There will also be some crying, and I would probably puke. I never deal with much pain, so I know I would suffer greatly.

Perhaps I will die and my soul will remain on Earth, living in torment for all eternity?

On another note...
Hmmm...I'm hungry. I wonder if my mom will get me some buffalo wings. xD

Oh yeah, and if I somehow miraculously survive, I would write an epic book. :O
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well, first you need to be prepared.

You need a survial guide !!!!

Zombie Survial Guide (author Max Brooks)

and then.....you need some insight on how to battle zombies, and what a war might be like so....

World War Z (author max brooks)


Books and knowledge can't do jack when someone is ripping out ur intestines and eating it.
I've seen people bite them back. lolz
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I would falcon punch everyone of them
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I would falcon punch everyone of them
And then what? What if they grab your arms and yank and yank until the flesh and bone holding them together become dismantled from your body. You would then be left with only your legs, and getting your limbs pulled off is not a pretty thing. Even if you are a man, you will most likely scream a bloody scream that would make even the most serious man flinch. :P
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I would falcon punch everyone of them
Gl punching 6 bil zombies. If you killed one every second u would still die of exhaustion.
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Gl punching 6 bil zombies. If you killed one every second u would still die of exhaustion.
Heck no, 1 falcon punch = 1bil dead zombies thats how epic it is

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