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GrandHustle · 09-26-2008, 04:27 AM

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A pony-size pig who held an Australian woman hostage for 10 days inside her home will be removed on Wednesday to a piggery, where his bacon will be saved by a stint on stud duties, rangers said.

The 176 pound pig, nicknamed Bruce, kept self-confessed animal lover Caroline Hayes, 63, in her farmhouse near Uki, in northern New South Wales State, with aggressive demands to be fed, even headbutting her bedroom door at night.

"I picked up a broom and poked him out with it and he snapped it in half with his mouth," Hayes told Australian media.

She said the pushy pig was as big as a "Shetland pony" and wandered onto her property 11 days ago after being let loose in surrounding rainforest by neighbors.

"One of its eyes it couldn't see out of, so I put cream in it and I fixed its back up. But apparently it's actually claimed my land and claimed my place," Hayes said.

Len Hing, a pest animal ranger from the local Tweed Lismore Rural Lands Protection Board, told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio that Bruce was friendly, but his large size made him a handful when he was hungry.

"I wouldn't like to see the pig go as a pet anywhere because he could become a potentially dangerous animal," he said.
Rangers were to remove the pig on Wednesday and take him to a piggery where he was to be placed on stud duty, Hing said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26867597/

These pigs are getting so demanding these days. Holding hostages in exchange for food... tsk tsk.

dannylamb · 09-26-2008, 04:30 AM

couldn't the girl call the cops? 1 bullet would of solved it 10 days earlier

Elegance · 09-26-2008, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dannylamb

couldn't the girl call the cops? 1 bullet would of solved it 10 days earlier

A little extreme..don't you think..? ._.
Then again..that was one jerk of a pig.

Cereal&Milk · 09-26-2008, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by dannylamb

couldn't the girl call the cops? 1 bullet would of solved it 10 days earlier

Girl? Lady. She was 63.

And I'm thinking the exact same thing. The only difference is that I would have packed it with led. I can always use some free bacon and if the owners let it go of their own volition, then even better. ;D

Oisterboy · 09-26-2008, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cereal&Milk

She was 63.

Ah, that clears up my confusion then (was wondering why she didn't yell out a window, or jump)

Lol. This is too funny. I wish there were some pictures of the pig keeping the lady in her room or something. That would have made it 1000x better.

Asiankid0 · 09-26-2008, 03:09 PM

"One of its eyes it couldn't see out of, so I put cream in it and I fixed its back up. But apparently it's actually claimed my land and claimed my place," Hayes said.

What kind of cream is this? I would like to know because it is one hell of a major breakthrough in medical science.

and...what a pig. could be the animal version of Greed.

Imdizzy · 09-26-2008, 03:18 PM

mum is that you?

Petrus · 09-26-2008, 03:48 PM

I'll take him to my work sunday, (slaughterhouse)
Prehaps I can use him as lunch the same day.

KellionBane · 09-26-2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Asiankid0

"One of its eyes it couldn't see out of, so I put cream in it and I fixed its back up. But apparently it's actually claimed my land and claimed my place," Hayes said.

What kind of cream is this? I would like to know because it is one hell of a major breakthrough in medical science.

and...what a pig. could be the animal version of Greed.

Its called butter, and it tastes great on bacon.

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