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I personally enjoy these, even if SOME people think they are lame :].

(try not to be lame)

here is one I just had with Xeno. I hope he doesn't mind me posting part of it.

Christo! says:
HELLO
Nick (winter is coming) says:
*nods a greeting*
Nick (winter is coming) says:
I have had this window open all this time
Nick (winter is coming) says:
haha
Nick (winter is coming) says:
awaiting the return
Christo! says:
AGREEMENT: A LONG TIME HAS PASSED SINCE OUR LAST CONVERSATION NICHOLAS
Nick (winter is coming) says:
what is your real name again? *tilts head* I could've sworn you mentioned it.
Christo! says:
YOU MAY CALL ME CHRISTO!
Nick (winter is coming) says:
that works
Nick (winter is coming) says:
lol sorry
Christo! says:
CORRECTION: YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG ENOUGH TO WARRANT AN APOLOGY NICHOLAS
Christo! says:
WHAT HAS BEEN OCCURRING IN THE TIME PERIOD THAT HAS ELAPSED SINCE OUR LAST CONVERSATION NICHOLAS
Nick (winter is coming) says:
I don't think I've ever been called by my full name on the internets haha, [George Bailey] This is a very interesting situation! [/George Bailey]
Nick (winter is coming) says:
I have been reading webcomics that most people would probably find very offensive, and havre been talking to pg6 mostly... when were we last talking? At 4 pm EST I went to meet my sister and moma t Tim Hortons until 60ish
Nick (winter is coming) says:
*mom at Tim Horton's
Christo! says:
THERE IS NO NEED TO CLARIFY IN SUCH INSTANCES OF MISSPELLING NICHOLAS
Nick (winter is coming) says:
mm, it just occured to me, Tim Hortons is a Canadian thing. It's a coffeee shop that sells food as well. Very popular in these parts
Christo! says:
MY LOGIC PROCESSING DRIVES ARE SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED THAT MISSPELLING DOES NOT SPELL MISCOMMUNICATION SO IT WILL BE MORE EFFICIENT FOR YOU TO SIMPLY CONTINUE TYPING WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO TYPE ANYWAY NICHOLAS
Christo! says:
SIDECOMMENT: I ALSO HAVE PUN DRIVES INSTALLED
Nick (winter is coming) says:
but it looked like I typed "momma" and that is just... not right *shudders*
Christo! says:
WAS THE FOOD SUFFICIENT FOR THE NUTRITIONAL NEEDS OF YOUR BODY NICHOLAS
Nick (winter is coming) says:
I believe it was satisfactory yes.
Christo! says:
THAT IS A GOOD THING
Nick (winter is coming) says:
although, I must say, as events transpired, I arrived slightly after the appointed time, due to having taken a constitutional run int eh gymnasium prior, and then having, of course, to perform my ablutions.
Christo! says:
OBSERVATION: MY PATTERN IDENTIFYING DRIVES HAVE NOTICED THAT YOUR WORD CHOICE AND GRAMMAR STRUCTURE HAVE CHANGED SINCE THE CONVERSATION HAS BEGUN
Christo! says:
QUERY: WHY
Nick (winter is coming) says:
I have begun to favour choosing the conversation wheel option "sophisticated twat"
Christo! says:
QUERY: WHY
Nick (winter is coming) says:
why, because (as is well known) one should, whenever feasible, make use of the longest and msot sophisticated words possible whenever, likewise, it is possible. Also, whenever possible, one should attempt to make as many obscure quotations and references to obscure texts and other arcana as it possible to do so.
Nick (winter is coming) says:
It is known
Christo! says:
OBSERVATION: A SARCASTIC COMMENT IS THIS THE WAY YOU USUALLY COMMUNICATE NICHOLAS
Christo! says:
ERROR: I MISSPOKE
Christo! says:
REQUEST: ALLOW ME TO RESTATE MY OBSERVATION/QUERY
Nick (winter is coming) says:
*stifles giggle with embroidered hankerchief*
Nick (winter is coming) says:
*the giggle turns into a cough*
Nick (winter is coming) says:
yes, well, upon reflection, I have reached the conclusion (and one I believe to be quite sound) that the most worthy form of commentary is obscure modernist referential essaying.
Nick (winter is coming) says:
From this point forward, you may expect each and every one of my posts to ressemble Ts Eliot's The Wasteland in its inscrutable wit and sophistication (and length)
Christo! says:
WARNING: MY LOGIC DRIVES ARE NOT SUFFICIENT ENOUGH TO MAINTAIN A COHERENT CONVERSATION WITH YOU IF YOUR RESPONSES ARE AS YOU PROMISE THEM TO BE NICHOLAS
Nick (winter is coming) says:
*thinks for a moment*
Nick (winter is coming) says:
I believe I have a new idea. Perhaps if I composed all my posts from now on of found writing scattered across the internet.
Nick (winter is coming) says:
I I would become onRPG's only simultaneous postmodern poet and poster
Christo! says:
QUERY: WHY
Nick (winter is coming) says:
to be unique, just like all those mnay other people making entire books of found internet poetry.
Nick (winter is coming) says:
*many
Christo! says:
QUERY: WHY DO YOU DESIRE TO BE UNIQUE
Nick (winter is coming) says:
As any university scholar or bohemian will tell you, it most definitely has nothing to do with a mistaken belief that it will get me girls
Nick (winter is coming) says:
art for art's sake, old chap
Nick (winter is coming) says:
an idea most famously espouse by Oscar Wilde, later exiled from his own land for using his art to get him men
Christo! says:
QUERY: WHY DESIRE ART
Nick (winter is coming) says:
... *hems and haws* isn't it lovely outside today?
Christo! says:
OBSERVATION: ALWAYS A LOVELY DAY SOMEWHERE NICHOLAS
Christo! says:
ERROR: ANSWER/OBSERVATION NOT STRICTLY OBSERVATION
Nick (winter is coming) says:
*eagerly stepping on a rote line of thought* ah, but that depends on how one defines "lovely" does it not? Perhaps our definition is influenced by the male patriarchal binary opposite of "lovely" and "unlovely"
Christo! says:
REPETITION: WHY DESIRE ART
Christo! says:
Anyway I'm suck of the robot act
Christo! says:
What's up


yeah, I found it funny anyway.

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Bryan

Berry says:
But that sucks.
Bryan says:
Not really.
Berry says:
Yeah... it sucks
Bryan says:
Not really.
Berry says:
... Bryan
Bryan says:
?
Berry says:
It sucks.

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Thalamast

guess i'll post mine and bacn's over xfire

great times...

Magato

Alabastor: Hello???
Alabastor: Hi!
Alabastor: Dude you need to get some friends ffs..
Alabastor: Yes i really do
Alabastor: oh well back to hello kitty online >.>

The end pretty sad huh

ChickenDewd21

;/ I kind of hate chatting with people over the internet, it's so awkward. I do it but not for very long because usually something will distract me or I'll fall asleep at the desk.

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Bacn

??? ? ?? ?? ?! (hksmrchan): GUYS
Jaitsu/Jaydude (veggetoss2): Hmm
<Maple Bacn (kazuyajin) has left the room>
??? ? ?? ?? ?! (hksmrchan): THE UBEREST THING JUST HAPPENBED
??? ? ?? ?? ?! (hksmrchan): I WAS PLAYING NOGI
Jaitsu/Jaydude (veggetoss2): What
??? ? ?? ?? ?! (hksmrchan): AND THIS 10 YEAR OLD GIRL
??? ? ?? ?? ?! (hksmrchan): DIED AND HER UNIFORM DROPPED

Just some old log I had from way back.

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Vesper

I don't do instant messengers.

power_gamer_6

Then don't post, shit.

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Pan

Oh, Kevin <3

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Oisterboy

Lol this happens to me too sometimes. Then I feel bad. I have like 10 people talking to me at once, and I'll go to grab a drink from the kitchen and forget COMPLETELY that I was talking to people. Then I come upstairs 2 hours later after going outside to smash a bees nest or something and be like "lol oops".

Me and Xente have had some pretty good ones. And Jackerston too, but he's not allowed to post that one

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