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Old 10-31-2008, 11:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Have shoulda been hang... Oh well... I mean... Take that reading comprehension!

Bah it is hang now... Damn you reading comprehension, you win this round!


Warning! This could happen to you! Also being a vicar makes it extra dangerous.
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Old 11-01-2008, 12:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-01-2008, 12:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The show 100 strangest things found in the human body (I believe that's what it's called, but I'm probably wrong) has stuff like this all the time. My personal favorite is when a man claimed to have fallen on a bottle of lotion while having sex in the shower with his girlfriend, and then tried to remove it with a wrench that ended up getting stuck too.

Although the matryoshka doll was hilarious as well.
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why surgery? Why not just carefully cut the potato into peices.
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why surgery? Why not just carefully cut the potato into peices.
I'm assuming that it's very difficult to carefully cut a potato that's lodged several inches into a man's colon.
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Old 11-01-2008, 01:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm assuming that it's very difficult to carefully cut a potato that's lodged several inches into a man's colon.
Not really, you just need to have the right tools.... Erm... I mean, yeeahh... That would probably be really difficult.
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The article made me wat. How the hell did it even fit through there?!
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The article made me wat. How the hell did it even fit through there?!
It was a potato guided by satan... It's potato-y mission was to get up the bottom of a vicar and make him look silly at the hospital, but this satan potato was able to complete its secondary objective as well: Prevent the vicar from hanging holy curtains.
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It was a potato guided by satan... It's potato-y mission was to get up the bottom of a vicar and make him look silly at the hospital, but this satan potato was able to complete its secondary objective as well: Prevent the vicar from hanging holy curtains.
Job well done, Potato....Job well done.
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LOL sounds like he was getting a bit freaky to me. I mean come on how can you lodge a potato up your *** without force. I'm thinking he's not telling the truth.
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