06-10-2008, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by DivineRevival
Anyways, I need a new anime, bleach, or naruto? Srsly, list pros and cons of each anime and DO NOT be listing any more animes and say "OMFG THEY SUK MANG WATCH DEEZ ANIMES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL" If you do that, I will judge you as a retard who cannot read, bleach, or naruto. NO OTHER ANIMES.
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Bleach
Pros- SWORDS?!
- Reapers play an integral role.
- Grimmjow (you'll know who I'm talking about if you watch the series) kicks utter ass.
- There are lesbians.
- When good jokes are good, the good jokes are GOOD.
Cons- Menos Grande (again, watch the show or Google it to find out, but DON'T GOOGLE GRIMMJOW) look like giant walking dildos.
- Ridiculous power struggles.
- Constant powering up.
- The fates are always with Ichigo.
- Over dramatized situations.
- The blatant lesbian disappears early on, makes only one appearance after disappearance. The other blatant lesbian doesn't admit she's a lesbian.
- Drawn out episodes.
- Animation is often shitty.
- Jokes often fall flat.
- Follows the abominable Shounen Anime path.
Naruto
Pros- Ninjas!
- Animation is well done in the beginning.
- Full of jokes (that are actually funny).
- Naruto has an instant sex-change ability.
- Ninjas!
- Rock Lee.
- Episode 101
- Episode 133-135
- Any Rock Lee fight.
Cons- The ninjas are really magicians in disguise.
- These magicians can summon Japanese myths, like Orochi and Susano (Susanoo, Susano'o, Susano-wo).
- These magicians can also steal bodies.
- Naruto has an instant sex-change ability.
- Rock Lee isn't featured nearly as much as he should be.
- Rock Lee needs to get drunk more often.
- THE SERIES WON'T FUCKING END!
- Naruto is dumb as a rock.
- Everyone insults Naruto's intelligence.
- Naruto is a living breathing oxymoron.
- There was a gay kiss in the first few episodes.
- The animation gets shitty after the second to best fight in the whole series.
- The best fight was robbed of animation quality.
- Drawn out to the point of disgust.
- Naruto never learns a different move. Well, except for that one move.
- Naruto then keeps the one move for hundreds of episodes.
- Naruto abuses that technique like a pimp abuses his whore.
- There are no lesbians.
- Naruto is a life-changing hippie. Come in contact with him, and you'll catch a case of the "Nice".
- Is Shounen Anime incarnate.
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