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Squatta · 11-12-2008, 04:35 AM

The clock's alarm awoke me from my slumber. I quickly got changed put on a pair of clean underwear, pants, a wife-beater and a random shirt quickly chosen from my closet. I picked at the door lock and slowly opened it listening to the irritating creak from the hinges.

I was alone at the dinner table today, the ceiling light reflecting off my newly polished fork and glaring into my eye. The clock hit 6:25 and it was 5 minutes until my ride would arrive. I took the lunch money off the side desk and picked up my ragged bag off the carpeted stairs. I inched towards my Nike Dunks and slipped them on as i proceeded towards the front door i felt the urge to let out a quick fart.

There was no need to squeeze it out I was at home. So I recklessly shot it out, blew the blow horn, popped the bubble.

" Oh shit!" I said to myself feeling the large clumps of underwear wrecking pieces of shit putting massive amounts of weight towards the floor.

I dashed up the stairs making sure the brown stones of death didn't fall out. DING DONG!! I heard the door bell ring throughout the house, signaling my time to go to school.

***** was that day ever long.

TrewStory.

Allnightgamer13 · 11-12-2008, 04:38 AM

Well that was an interesting story. Quite funny too.

I guess you won't shoot anything out anymore lol

power_gamer_6 · 11-12-2008, 04:39 AM

****ing blatant spam.

11-12-2008, 04:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Squatta Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 324 Reputation: 25	Oh shii.. The clock's alarm awoke me from my slumber. I quickly got changed put on a pair of clean underwear, pants, a wife-beater and a random shirt quickly chosen from my closet. I picked at the door lock and slowly opened it listening to the irritating creak from the hinges. I was alone at the dinner table today, the ceiling light reflecting off my newly polished fork and glaring into my eye. The clock hit 6:25 and it was 5 minutes until my ride would arrive. I took the lunch money off the side desk and picked up my ragged bag off the carpeted stairs. I inched towards my Nike Dunks and slipped them on as i proceeded towards the front door i felt the urge to let out a quick fart. There was no need to squeeze it out I was at home. So I recklessly shot it out, blew the blow horn, popped the bubble. " Oh shit!" I said to myself feeling the large clumps of underwear wrecking pieces of shit putting massive amounts of weight towards the floor. I dashed up the stairs making sure the brown stones of death didn't fall out. DING DONG!! I heard the door bell ring throughout the house, signaling my time to go to school. ***** was that day ever long. TrewStory.

11-12-2008, 04:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Allnightgamer13 Heads or Tails Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lost in thought Posts: 344 Reputation: 10	Well that was an interesting story. Quite funny too. I guess you won't shoot anything out anymore lol __________________ "The road of life twists and turns and no two directions are ever the same. Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination."

11-12-2008, 04:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
power_gamer_6 Théoden, King of Rohan Join Date: May 2006 Location: The Realm of Rohan Posts: 7,678 Reputation: 186	****ing blatant spam. __________________ click here

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