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Glavus · 12-09-2008, 08:27 PM

I stumbled on this couple of days ago and might as well share it, I thought it was pretty cool, and besides I haven't posted a real topic in almost a year so its about time. Quite a bit to read so yer.. have fun

. Don't skip read in order.

Quote:

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the
response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the
response.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
question: If you said YES, you just killed
Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Ke ep
reading..

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees and has
the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Source: http://www.jibjab.com/view/32744

Noah · 12-09-2008, 08:29 PM

Hitler was not a vegetarian. That's a myth.

Z0MBiE · 12-09-2008, 08:31 PM

Franklin D. Roosevelt sounds like a cool guy.

lets go dig him up!

shadowsworn · 12-09-2008, 08:31 PM

the first one is interesting, the second one is silly. I for one actually pay attention to a candidate's political stance more than the details of their personal life (one of the reasons why American elections suck imo)

edit: it just occurred to me, is the first question supposed to be some sort of really bad pro-Life argument?

Alivada · 12-09-2008, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Noah

Hitler was not a vegetarian. That's a myth.

Actually he was also although Hitler never cheated on his wife he made his niece commit-suicide as he was obsessed with her.

Glavus · 12-09-2008, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alivada

Hitler never cheated on his wife he made his niece commit-suicide as he was obsessed with her.

Wow

, that's a fact? I guess it takes care of the problem though

.

Norrin Radd · 12-09-2008, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glavus

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
question: If you said YES, you just killed
Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.

No, it doesn't make a person think before judging, because you specifically asked me to judge, hence the question. I hate this "I'm in first year of college!" pretend intelligence.

You can't judge abortion cases by who the cells might end up becoming.

Noah · 12-09-2008, 08:35 PM

Hitler cut down on meat for health reasons. He would still eat the occasional meat based meal though.

Z0MBiE · 12-09-2008, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alivada

Actually he was also although Hitler never cheated on his wife he made his niece commit-suicide as he was obsessed with her.

haha

"i want to do naughty things to you."

"but i can't."

"kill yourself."

yoyoball · 12-09-2008, 08:38 PM

very interesting. didnt like the 2nd one too much, though

12-09-2008, 08:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
shadowsworn Retired Staff Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,130 Reputation: 246	the first one is interesting, the second one is silly. I for one actually pay attention to a candidate's political stance more than the details of their personal life (one of the reasons why American elections suck imo) edit: it just occurred to me, is the first question supposed to be some sort of really bad pro-Life argument? __________________ From which of this oak shall I hang myself? Last edited by shadowsworn; 12-09-2008 at 08:33 PM.

12-09-2008, 08:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
yoyoball Diddy Kong's Boxers Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: planet Zebbuloeun. Posts: 654 Reputation: 16	very interesting. didnt like the 2nd one too much, though __________________ sincerely, yoyoball

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Noah Retired Staff Join Date: May 2006 Location: I'm a hobo. Posts: 637 Reputation: 10	Hitler was not a vegetarian. That's a myth.

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Z0MBiE Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,884 Reputation: 221	Franklin D. Roosevelt sounds like a cool guy. lets go dig him up!

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Noah Retired Staff Join Date: May 2006 Location: I'm a hobo. Posts: 637 Reputation: 10	Hitler cut down on meat for health reasons. He would still eat the occasional meat based meal though.