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Gaika · 01-08-2009, 11:31 PM

(Opens her eyes, says tranquilly) "And Cosette?"
"I knew that you were there; I was asleep, but I saw you. I have seen you for a long time; I have followed you with my eyes the whole night. You were in a halo of glory, and all manner of celestial forms were hovering around you! But tell me, where is Cosette? Why not put her on my bed that I might see her the insant I woke?"
"Oh! Bring her to me! But I am cured! I tell you I am cured! Is this physician a fool? I will see my child!"
"Sir, I ask your pardon. I sincerely ask your pardon. Once I would not have spoken as I have now, but so many misfortunes have befallen me that sometimes I do not know what I am saying. I understand, you fear excitement; I will wait as long as you wish, but I am sure that it will not harm me to see my daughter. I see her now, I have not taken my eyes from her since last night. Let them bring her to me now, and I will just speak to her very gently. That is all. Is it not very natural that I should wish to see my child, when they have been to Montfermeil on purpose to bring her to me? I am not angry. I know that I am going to be very happy. All night, I saw figures in white, smiling on me. As soon as the doctor pleases, he can bring Cosette. My fever is gone, for I am cured; I feel that there is scarcely anything the matter with me; but I will act as if I were ill, and do not stir so as to please the ladies here. When they see that I am calm, they will say: 'You must give her the child.'"
"Did you have a pleasant journey, Monsieur the Mayor? Oh! how good you have been to go for her! Tell me only how she is. Did she bear the journey well? Ah! she will not know me. In all this time, she has forgotten me, poor kitten! Children have no memory. They are like birds. Today they see one thing, and tomorrow another, and remember nothing. Tell me only, were her clothes clean? Did those Thenardiers keep her neat? How did they feed her? Oh, if you knew how I have suffered in asking myself all these things in times of my wretchedness! Now, it is past. I am happy. Oh! how I want to see her! Monsieur the Mayor, did you think her pretty? Is not my daughter beautiful? You must have been very cold in the diligence? Could they not bring her here for one little moment? they might take her away immediately. Say! you are master here, are you willing? Montfermeil is a pretty place, is it not? Do the Thenardiers do a good business? Not many people pass through that country. Their inn is a kind of chop-house."
"I hear her! Oh, darling! I hear her! Oh! It is my Cosette! I know her voice! How happy we shall be! We will have a little garden in the first place; Monsieur Madeline has promised it to me. My child will play in the garden. She must know her letters now. I will teach her to spell. She will chase the butterflies in the grass, and I will watch her. Then there will be her first communion. Ah! when will her first communion be? One, two, three four... she is seven years old. In five years. She will have a white veil and open-worked stockings, and will look like a little lady. Oh, my good sister, you do not know how foolish I am; here I am thinking of my child's first communion!"
(Suddenly ceases speaking, raises head mechanically. Becomes appaling. Shreiks.) "Monsieur Madeline, save me! ... My child! Going for my child! Then she is not here! Sister, tell me, where is Cosette? I want my child! Monsieur Madeline, Monsieur the Mayor!" (Starts upright, opens her mouth as if to speak, a rattle comes from her throat, stretches out arms in anguish, and then sinks suddenly back down to the pillow)

Replace all nouns with the word "Penis" and try not to laugh. I know I lost.

Go!

holy11 · 01-08-2009, 11:33 PM

uhm,theres already a game of not laughing happening,too late>.>

Gaika · 01-08-2009, 11:35 PM

That's about pictures, dip crack.

Try not spamming topics and posting shit that's unnecessary.

Bryan · 01-08-2009, 11:36 PM

I didn't laugh, sorry bruh'.

Cloud13 · 01-08-2009, 11:36 PM

Yeah...

It kind of makes it hard when you have to replace every noun in your mind.

No lols.

holy11 · 01-08-2009, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaika

That's about pictures, dip crack.

Try not spamming topics and posting shit that's unnecessary.

Whats a dip crack?

Gaika · 01-08-2009, 11:39 PM

Do you guys not read often? Replacing nouns isn't too hard.

Alivada · 01-08-2009, 11:40 PM

I don't find Penis jokes funny and its kinda a chore having to work for a joke.

Greed · 01-08-2009, 11:41 PM

Eh.. didn't make much sense when I read it.

Gaika · 01-08-2009, 11:42 PM

Fuxing nurds. Go out moar.

01-08-2009, 11:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
Gaika Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,698 Reputation: 55	Try not to laugh. (Opens her eyes, says tranquilly) "And Cosette?" "I knew that you were there; I was asleep, but I saw you. I have seen you for a long time; I have followed you with my eyes the whole night. You were in a halo of glory, and all manner of celestial forms were hovering around you! But tell me, where is Cosette? Why not put her on my bed that I might see her the insant I woke?" "Oh! Bring her to me! But I am cured! I tell you I am cured! Is this physician a fool? I will see my child!" "Sir, I ask your pardon. I sincerely ask your pardon. Once I would not have spoken as I have now, but so many misfortunes have befallen me that sometimes I do not know what I am saying. I understand, you fear excitement; I will wait as long as you wish, but I am sure that it will not harm me to see my daughter. I see her now, I have not taken my eyes from her since last night. Let them bring her to me now, and I will just speak to her very gently. That is all. Is it not very natural that I should wish to see my child, when they have been to Montfermeil on purpose to bring her to me? I am not angry. I know that I am going to be very happy. All night, I saw figures in white, smiling on me. As soon as the doctor pleases, he can bring Cosette. My fever is gone, for I am cured; I feel that there is scarcely anything the matter with me; but I will act as if I were ill, and do not stir so as to please the ladies here. When they see that I am calm, they will say: 'You must give her the child.'" "Did you have a pleasant journey, Monsieur the Mayor? Oh! how good you have been to go for her! Tell me only how she is. Did she bear the journey well? Ah! she will not know me. In all this time, she has forgotten me, poor kitten! Children have no memory. They are like birds. Today they see one thing, and tomorrow another, and remember nothing. Tell me only, were her clothes clean? Did those Thenardiers keep her neat? How did they feed her? Oh, if you knew how I have suffered in asking myself all these things in times of my wretchedness! Now, it is past. I am happy. Oh! how I want to see her! Monsieur the Mayor, did you think her pretty? Is not my daughter beautiful? You must have been very cold in the diligence? Could they not bring her here for one little moment? they might take her away immediately. Say! you are master here, are you willing? Montfermeil is a pretty place, is it not? Do the Thenardiers do a good business? Not many people pass through that country. Their inn is a kind of chop-house." "I hear her! Oh, darling! I hear her! Oh! It is my Cosette! I know her voice! How happy we shall be! We will have a little garden in the first place; Monsieur Madeline has promised it to me. My child will play in the garden. She must know her letters now. I will teach her to spell. She will chase the butterflies in the grass, and I will watch her. Then there will be her first communion. Ah! when will her first communion be? One, two, three four... she is seven years old. In five years. She will have a white veil and open-worked stockings, and will look like a little lady. Oh, my good sister, you do not know how foolish I am; here I am thinking of my child's first communion!" (Suddenly ceases speaking, raises head mechanically. Becomes appaling. Shreiks.) "Monsieur Madeline, save me! ... My child! Going for my child! Then she is not here! Sister, tell me, where is Cosette? I want my child! Monsieur Madeline, Monsieur the Mayor!" (Starts upright, opens her mouth as if to speak, a rattle comes from her throat, stretches out arms in anguish, and then sinks suddenly back down to the pillow) Replace all nouns with the word "Penis" and try not to laugh. I know I lost. Go!

01-08-2009, 11:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bryan NEED MOAR COALLLLLLLLLLLL Join Date: May 2007 Location: United States Playing: Fallen Earth Posts: 13,403 Reputation: 423	I didn't laugh, sorry bruh'. __________________

01-08-2009, 11:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cloud13 Chocolate Bear Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 4,272 Reputation: 154	Yeah... It kind of makes it hard when you have to replace every noun in your mind. No lols. __________________

01-08-2009, 11:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
Greed OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Oakwood USA :O Posts: 9,998,999 Posts: 12,014 Reputation: 108	Eh.. didn't make much sense when I read it. __________________

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01-08-2009, 11:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
holy11 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 995 Reputation: 13	uhm,theres already a game of not laughing happening,too late>.>

01-08-2009, 11:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Gaika Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,698 Reputation: 55	That's about pictures, dip crack. Try not spamming topics and posting shit that's unnecessary.

01-08-2009, 11:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gaika Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,698 Reputation: 55	Do you guys not read often? Replacing nouns isn't too hard.

01-08-2009, 11:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Alivada Temp-Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 5,092 Reputation: 162	I don't find Penis jokes funny and its kinda a chore having to work for a joke.

01-08-2009, 11:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
Gaika Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,698 Reputation: 55	Fuxing nurds. Go out moar.