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holy11 · 01-13-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by vi3tshiiet

<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore.

Lol...he is majorly ****ed up...

Bryan · 01-13-2009, 10:30 PM

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#38 +(3497)- [X]

<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.

Awkward, huh?

01-14-2009, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by kakoobit1

I found an amazing game that I actually like as much as WoW, but it's free to play. It's called Perfect World. It was originally created to be a pay game but was changed to a free to play. It has an amazing 3d world and character customization. It also has a server that incorperates PvP into the leveling process, and PVE servers that don't, however you can still PVP if you would like to.

http://www.perfectworld.com/referral...51ac5e33e67c1c

that one wasnt funny like the others... weird sense of humor.

Ithian · 01-14-2009, 03:53 AM

I'm stranded at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

Lol

Thalamast · 01-15-2009, 12:55 AM

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<Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the ******.
<Cyan> Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the ****ing shit out of him.
<Cyan> So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he ****ing had:
<Cyan> 8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
<dan> Dude, you ****ing killed McGuyver!

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<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud

made me lol

now just using post to hold some funny ones so i won't forget

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Gear Grinder X: once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak *** neighbors
Gear Grinder X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me
Gear Grinder X: she was a *****, and they were all totally religious
Gear Grinder X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here
Gear Grinder X: I was hauling ***, and you know what she did?
Gear Grinder X: put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said "The lord will protect me"
Gear Grinder X: well.... he didn't

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<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the ****ing plants

01-14-2009, 03:53 AM	#44 (permalink)
Ithian Power_Gamer_6's Pick Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,430 Reputation: 43	I'm stranded at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. Lol __________________

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