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Old 02-03-2009, 08:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So you have man titties, right? And you're on your way home when a girl comes up to you and says "You have big tits". So you say "So do you".

And then she says "I'll let you touch mine if you let me touch yours"
So there you two are, touching eachother's titties. You go "Well that was enlightening"

You: "I've never touched breasts before"

Her: "Other than your own of course?"

You: "Right..."

Her: "I'll let you touch my penis if you let me touch yours"


What would you do?

= is all I would be able to muster.
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Me: Want to go into that alley for coffee?
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I fell off my chair laughing at the first sentence.
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i'd just say okay
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Stare at her for 5 minutes. Let her do the deed and GTFO.



Nah, I'd just laugh it off... If she was joking...If not...GTFO.
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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put one hand over my face while shaking my head and saying " shit, not again."
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Touch it?
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Id do it. Its a once in a lifetime experience, brah.
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:46 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Motorboat time!


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