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cinderboy · 02-12-2009, 04:54 AM

http://blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/archives/1215797.html

A 30-year-old man has been arrested for handing out leaflets on a roadside to schoolgirls, in an attempt to buy the urine of female high school students. He was apparently carrying a conical flask and a Tupperware box at the time.

The solicitation was considered a violation of youth protection laws and the suspect was promptly transferred to the public prosecutor’s office where he gave the following testimony:

“It’s a hobby of mine. Last year, I distributed the leaflets to about 30 people. It’s something pretty, thin girls have an interest in.”

Upon further investigation, it was discovered he had gotten the idea during July of last year after hearing a conversation between two female high school students near his house.

“How do you make extra money?”

“I’m selling my urine, it goes for a high price.”

Students reported the man to the teaching staff at their school who then contacted the police. The suspect had printed his address and cellphone number on the leaflets he was handing out, and thus the authorities had no difficulty locating him.

The leaflets themselves had been printed out on the suspect’s own home computer and advertised the fact that he was buying bodily fluids and underwear, amongst other things, with prices ranging from ¥2,000~¥4,000.

He was said to be interested in extracting the merchandise on the spot, and so was walking around with conical flasks and Tupperware dishes.

Serix · 02-12-2009, 04:56 AM

alright then, this is another one of those "only in japan"

ferkin · 02-12-2009, 04:57 AM

What do they do with the urine?

cinderboy · 02-12-2009, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferkin

What do they do with the urine?

Imma go with a wild guess...

Collect them and display the bottles in a cabinet, like trophies... lol

vi3tshiiet · 02-12-2009, 04:59 AM

LOL'

& err... JUST LOL.

Serix · 02-12-2009, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cinderboy

Imma go with a wild guess...

Collect them and display the bottles in a cabinet, like trophies... lol

Maybe drink it.

It's common practice in the fashion industry.

cinderboy · 02-12-2009, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serix

Maybe drink it.

It's common practice in the fashion industry.

Nah, those Japanese guys, even if they are not otakus, love to buy stuff and display them like trophies... haha~

Kitsuna · 02-12-2009, 05:04 AM

Japan, oh how I love thee

Pretty messed up though but I lol'd.

Norrin Radd · 02-12-2009, 05:26 AM

"Whaddaya sellin'?"

"Nothing.".

"Whaddaya boiyin'?"

"Schoolgirl piss".

"Uhh...I...don't have any of that. I got some firepower up in this hammerspace trenchcoat of mine...but...not urine. Sorry...".

Azura · 02-12-2009, 05:29 AM

With all the weird stuff in japan..those high school girls should be loaded with money..where I am flat broke =[...And I don't think I feel comfortable selling my piss even if it is piss..Unless they need it for a drug test..hmm maybe..

02-12-2009, 04:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
cinderboy The Beast of the East Join Date: May 2006 Location: The Internetz Posts: 13,172 Reputation: 228	Japan: Schoolgirl Urine Trader Busted http://blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/archives/1215797.html A 30-year-old man has been arrested for handing out leaflets on a roadside to schoolgirls, in an attempt to buy the urine of female high school students. He was apparently carrying a conical flask and a Tupperware box at the time. The solicitation was considered a violation of youth protection laws and the suspect was promptly transferred to the public prosecutor’s office where he gave the following testimony: “It’s a hobby of mine. Last year, I distributed the leaflets to about 30 people. It’s something pretty, thin girls have an interest in.” Upon further investigation, it was discovered he had gotten the idea during July of last year after hearing a conversation between two female high school students near his house. “How do you make extra money?” “I’m selling my urine, it goes for a high price.” Students reported the man to the teaching staff at their school who then contacted the police. The suspect had printed his address and cellphone number on the leaflets he was handing out, and thus the authorities had no difficulty locating him. The leaflets themselves had been printed out on the suspect’s own home computer and advertised the fact that he was buying bodily fluids and underwear, amongst other things, with prices ranging from ¥2,000~¥4,000. He was said to be interested in extracting the merchandise on the spot, and so was walking around with conical flasks and Tupperware dishes. __________________

02-12-2009, 04:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Serix OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Mexico Posts: 5,723 Reputation: 137	alright then, this is another one of those "only in japan" __________________

02-12-2009, 04:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
ferkin HopeDagger's Henchman Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,296 Reputation: 28	What do they do with the urine? __________________ Nothing is impossible when Ferkin is here.

02-12-2009, 04:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
vi3tshiiet Sun? What Sun? Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 961 Reputation: 14	LOL' & err... JUST LOL. __________________ -There is no shame for what I do; There is no pain in what I do; There is no hate in what I do; What I do is for the name of love.

02-12-2009, 05:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
Kitsuna SuperKenshin's Servent Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,067 Reputation: 13	Japan, oh how I love thee Pretty messed up though but I lol'd. __________________ Got tired of the retards here. Moved to another forum.

02-12-2009, 05:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
Norrin Radd Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Space Posts: 9,587 Reputation: 235	"Whaddaya sellin'?" "Nothing.". "Whaddaya boiyin'?" "Schoolgirl piss". "Uhh...I...don't have any of that. I got some firepower up in this hammerspace trenchcoat of mine...but...not urine. Sorry...". Last edited by Norrin Radd; 02-12-2009 at 05:26 AM. Reason: -=Doublepost=-

02-12-2009, 05:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
Azura Diddy Kong's Boxers Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere Posts: 655 Reputation: 22	With all the weird stuff in japan..those high school girls should be loaded with money..where I am flat broke =[...And I don't think I feel comfortable selling my piss even if it is piss..Unless they need it for a drug test..hmm maybe..

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