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cinderboy · 03-10-2009, 10:45 AM

http://www.thebaynet.com/news/index....story_ID/12368

A woman was severely injured when her partner’s idea for using a power saw as an impromptu sex toy went badly awry, with the woman being intimately sawed in the process.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel in the early hours of the morning, with the 911 caller explaining that he had placed a sex toy over the saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner as a DIY vibrator.

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At approximately 1.30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.

A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.

The 27-year-old victim was quickly flown to Prince George’s hospital center by Maryland State Police. It does not appear her condition is life threatening, although it seems unlikely to improve her sex life.

Law enforcement officials vowed to follow up on the case, to determine whether the injury was indeed merely an accident involving consensual behavior, they say.

Elegance · 03-10-2009, 10:48 AM

She..probably shouldn't have gone along with that..
Geez..>_<

vi3tshiiet · 03-10-2009, 10:50 AM

LMFAO; *copies it down for future refer.* (:

Oisterboy · 03-10-2009, 10:51 AM

Woah. Why not just use a drill?

Gattsu · 03-10-2009, 10:52 AM

Omg... imagine the pain >_< and how it would look.... all shredded

cinderboy · 03-10-2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Oisterboy

Woah. Why not just use a drill?

Reporters should start asking questions like this

Elegance · 03-10-2009, 10:53 AM

I'm trying to picture it. It's not pretty, and it's kind of funny.
Damn. xD

cinderboy · 03-10-2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Gattsu

Omg... imagine the pain >_< and how it would look.... all shredded

like... a piece of paper placed through a shredder machine ?

vi3tshiiet · 03-10-2009, 10:54 AM

keep it coming guys.

*faps*

Jin-Roh · 03-10-2009, 10:58 AM

Does this same man also shoot squirls with a 12g shotgun and eat them for dinner, and power his monster truck with his urine?

~Roh

03-10-2009, 10:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
Elegance TerrinBlaze's Treasure Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Equestria Posts: 4,043 Reputation: 128	She..probably shouldn't have gone along with that.. Geez..>_< __________________

03-10-2009, 10:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
vi3tshiiet Sun? What Sun? Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 961 Reputation: 14	LMFAO; copies it down for future refer. (: __________________ -There is no shame for what I do; There is no pain in what I do; There is no hate in what I do; What I do is for the name of love.

03-10-2009, 10:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
Oisterboy \| (• ◡•)\| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) Join Date: May 2006 Location: Just Past Jupiter Posts: 16,555 Reputation: 644	Woah. Why not just use a drill? __________________

03-10-2009, 10:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gattsu Shadowsworn's Sandwich Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: australia Posts: 1,867 Reputation: 19	Omg... imagine the pain >_< and how it would look.... all shredded __________________ I'm Jatt No Expectations... No Disappointments

03-10-2009, 10:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
Elegance TerrinBlaze's Treasure Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Equestria Posts: 4,043 Reputation: 128	I'm trying to picture it. It's not pretty, and it's kind of funny. Damn. xD __________________

03-10-2009, 10:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
vi3tshiiet Sun? What Sun? Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 961 Reputation: 14	keep it coming guys. faps __________________ -There is no shame for what I do; There is no pain in what I do; There is no hate in what I do; What I do is for the name of love.

03-10-2009, 10:58 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jin-Roh Phantom's Freak Join Date: May 2006 Location: Computer? Posts: 2,592 Reputation: 127	Does this same man also shoot squirls with a 12g shotgun and eat them for dinner, and power his monster truck with his urine? *~Roh* __________________

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