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Cod4Sniper · 03-12-2009, 01:58 AM

I've just read a book called "The average american male novel"
It's nothing literate, a quick read, took me no more than 2 hours to read the 246 pages it had.
It was mainly about sex....and... uhm.. prtty much it

Just it was a pretty good book, an interesting read.

I dont know if anyone else read it, but if you have. Can you recommend me a book that's sort of like it?

IronyTaken · 03-12-2009, 01:59 AM

playboy magazine?

Civil · 03-12-2009, 01:59 AM

Forrest Gump.
He gets laid.
A lot.
Annnnnd, he's basically retarded, so I'm sure it won't be too complicated.

xkittyxlicksx · 03-12-2009, 02:00 AM

American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

but only if you like my kind of sex ;3

Cod4Sniper · 03-12-2009, 02:01 AM

lol an actual book.
if I wanted to sit and pull my dick on and off for an hour, i'd go watch porn.

an actual book would be good. Preferebly something modern-day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xkittyxlicksx

American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

but only if you like my kind of sex ;3

What kind of... oh..
Actually yeah, I'll check that out.

Right now, I'm assuming it's some necrophilia shit, along with rape, penetration, some kinky bondoge kinda thing. Am I close?

Civil · 03-12-2009, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cod4Sniper

lol an actual book.
if I wanted to sit and pull my dick on and off for an hour, i'd go watch porn.

an actual book would be good. Preferebly something modern-day.

What kind of... oh..
Actually yeah, I'll check that out.

Right now, I'm assuming it's some necrophilia shit, along with rape, penetration, some kinky bondoge kinda thing. Am I close?

Gay rape jail sex. You dig?

Espada1 · 03-12-2009, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cod4Sniper

lol an actual book.
if I wanted to sit and pull my dick on and off for an hour, i'd go watch porn.

an actual book would be good. Preferebly something modern-day.

What kind of... oh..
Actually yeah, I'll check that out.

Right now, I'm assuming it's some necrophilia shit, along with rape, penetration, some kinky bondoge kinda thing. Am I close?

Twilight is really interesting

After that check out anne rice's vampire novels.

Cod4Sniper · 03-12-2009, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Espada1

Twilight is really interesting

After that check out anne rice's vampire novels.

Twilight. Gay.
I'll try the vampire novels.

If it helps. I want a sex-horror kind of thing.

Espada1 · 03-12-2009, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cod4Sniper

Twilight. Gay.
I'll try the vampire novels.

If it helps. I want a sex-horror kind of thing.

Yeah you should definitely try out Anne rice's novels. It is really more descriptive about vampires than Twilight.

Fortify · 03-12-2009, 02:18 AM

Here's some advice: Don't read twilight.
Worst book evar.

Anywhoo... I would suggest nearly any stephen king novel, every one is splendidly freaky, Prey by Michael Crichton, and if you're looking for something that will really make you think, read Brave New World by Aldous Huxley.

Brave New World is my favorite book of all time. Truly fantastic.

03-12-2009, 01:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cod4Sniper Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 710 Reputation: 12	Book recommendation..... I've just read a book called "The average american male novel" It's nothing literate, a quick read, took me no more than 2 hours to read the 246 pages it had. It was mainly about sex....and... uhm.. prtty much it Just it was a pretty good book, an interesting read. I dont know if anyone else read it, but if you have. Can you recommend me a book that's sort of like it?

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Civil Raiyne's Rock Band Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Happy Jack Posts: 2,197 Reputation: 37	Forrest Gump. He gets laid. A lot. Annnnnd, he's basically retarded, so I'm sure it won't be too complicated. __________________

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xkittyxlicksx Eriond's Egotist Join Date: May 2006 Location: In My Cage Posts: 1,745 Reputation: 28	American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis but only if you like my kind of sex ;3 __________________

03-12-2009, 02:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
Fortify Eriond's Egotist Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: USA, Maryland Posts: 1,759 Reputation: 34	Here's some advice: Don't read twilight. Worst book evar. Anywhoo... I would suggest nearly any stephen king novel, every one is splendidly freaky, Prey by Michael Crichton, and if you're looking for something that will really make you think, read Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. Brave New World is my favorite book of all time. Truly fantastic. __________________

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