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Torian · 03-31-2009, 02:05 AM

Oh my god. How could people even do this..

http://twilightschool.niceboard.com/...iefs-t1107.htm

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Just like any other religion, we have beliefs and values. Each belief may take on more importance for one person than it may for another, there is no wrong way to decide which beliefs are more important than others. So here are the main Cullenism beliefs, however, this list is not a limit to what you can believe in when it comes to the Cullenism religion, Cullenists are a welcoming and caring group of people, and we will accept any other Cullenism beliefs you may have!

These are our beliefs (in no certain order).

As a Cullenist we believe:
Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real
Stephenie Meyer is the (or one of the) best author(s)
The twilight series should be worshiped
If you are good in life, you will be bless with eternity with the Cullens, if you are bad in life, you will be sent to James' cave

Croﮎﮎ · 03-31-2009, 02:06 AM

Oh my God. I LMAO'd.

I think this Twilight stuff got a little bit too extreme.

Paladinn · 03-31-2009, 02:08 AM

My lord...
James is dead, doofus! He doesn't live in a cave either, he wanders with Victoria and the other guy!
Posers..

Leikiz · 03-31-2009, 02:19 AM

You'd think the official Twilight religion would be Mormonism, being as Stephanie is actually a Mormon..

http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html

As a different kind of cultist, I don't look kindly on these newcomers. Submit to the Old Ones or face oblivion, Cullenists!

This is just.. not.. right. Could we at least score a cult around a more interesting series? Twilight is just... trash.

Pok · 03-31-2009, 02:20 AM

I don't find this any stranger than any other religion.

Testeagle · 03-31-2009, 02:24 AM

besides it being probably the worst movie I've seen bar Diamond dogs I'd love to join, women, women and more women what's not good about this religion. I'm pale and shit these women might go down well on me I mean I might go down well with them err I ummm wut.

Croix · 03-31-2009, 02:46 AM

The lengths that people will go for attention...

These imbeciles are going to look back on this twenty years from now and want to punch their former selves in the face for being so retarded.

TaikoxKashi · 03-31-2009, 02:48 AM

Oh my.

This really has gotten pathetic.

Urahara · 03-31-2009, 03:15 AM

We just have to burn their lair to stop this.

Jammart · 03-31-2009, 03:15 AM

This is so silly :P. Sounds like a cult except its for eleven year old girls.

03-31-2009, 02:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
Croﮎﮎ Lockhart’s are forever Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 389 Reputation: 13	Oh my God. I LMAO'd. I think this Twilight stuff got a little bit too extreme. __________________

03-31-2009, 02:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Paladinn Illgamez Insomniac Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The friend zone Posts: 2,276 Reputation: 126	My lord... James is dead, doofus! He doesn't live in a cave either, he wanders with Victoria and the other guy! Posers.. __________________

03-31-2009, 02:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
Testeagle Shadowsworn's Sandwich Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: onmypc@work.com Posts: 1,829 Reputation: 32	besides it being probably the worst movie I've seen bar Diamond dogs I'd love to join, women, women and more women what's not good about this religion. I'm pale and shit these women might go down well on me I mean I might go down well with them err I ummm wut. __________________ How Twilight should have ended: "Your opinion is like an asshole, I don't need to hear it" "The problem with non conformists is they’re all the same." Failentines: When Romance Goes Wrong www.testeagle.wordpress.com (WoW Blog)

03-31-2009, 03:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
Urahara Power_Gamer_6's Pick Join Date: May 2006 Location: Banned Posts: 2,367 Reputation: 26	We just have to burn their lair to stop this. __________________ Pata Pata Pata Pon~ Pon Pon Pata Pon~ Chaka Chaka Pata Pon~

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03-31-2009, 02:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
Leikiz Dante’s Inferno Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 619 Reputation: 28	You'd think the official Twilight religion would be Mormonism, being as Stephanie is actually a Mormon.. http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html As a different kind of cultist, I don't look kindly on these newcomers. Submit to the Old Ones or face oblivion, Cullenists! This is just.. not.. right. Could we at least score a cult around a more interesting series? Twilight is just... trash.

03-31-2009, 02:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
Croix Marineking's Minion Join Date: May 2006 Location: Superluminal? Posts: 2,929 Reputation: 100	The lengths that people will go for attention... These imbeciles are going to look back on this twenty years from now and want to punch their former selves in the face for being so retarded.