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Originally Posted by Xenonight2

The OnRPG Staff would like to apologize for the lapse of security over April 1st. Thankfully, the hackers were members of the international cyberterrorist organization Gay Pride Activists for Chuck Norris ( wiki article on them may be found here ) and NOT anybody dangerous, like Greenpeace or PETA. They did attempt to place viruses that our intelligence suggests would brainwash you into being gay and thinking Chuck Norris jokes were actually funny, but our Super-Cyber-Defense team managed to stop this. A big round of applause for our Super-Cyber-Defense team.

We also think that this might have something to do with the Conflicker worm, which as you all know "evolved" yesterday, but our intelligence suggests that it was more likely GPACN.

Again, we would like to apologize, and promise that a security breach like this will never happen in the future.

Originally Posted by Xenonight2

Actually, Z0MBiE had to be called in to help us, since he was the only who had the ability to help us, but he was all like "I got out of this years ago," and we were all like, "You're our only hope!" but he was all like, "Now I do freelance stuff, on my own time, where I have freedom" and we were all like "But 300 thousand members depend on you!" and he was all like "I don't WANT their dependence! Not since.... The incident.... Have I wanted their dependence!" and we were all like, "The incident was years ago! Yes, we all know what happened to your lover, but that's the past! You have to move on! There's a real threat now!" and he was all like "NO! I can't move on! How can you say it doesn't matter now?"

You get the picture.