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Heroshi

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,518196,00.html

Oh great... now its going to be worse over there and then its going to hit the UK.

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Vesper

Looks like a job for:

Avarance

Indeed.

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BGLamb

Haha, my Isreali girlfriend told me it hit Israel too.

They choose not to refer to it as Swine flu however, and are calling it Mexican Flu, for religeous reasons.

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MageMoa

Uhh, that's just bullshit. I respect every religion but to rename an illness is just... fail.


[BTW it has hit the UK already]

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BGLamb

Lol. To be honest, of all the crimes perpetrated in the name of religeon, I don't think this one really rates. It's just funny.

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kain222

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It's going to hit the UK?

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BGLamb

-----BREAKING NEWS------BREAKING NEWS------BREAKING NEWS------BREAKING NEWS------BREAKING NEWS------BREAKING NEWS-----

TWO SCOTTISH PEOPLE FEELING A BIT RUN DOWN


THE government raised its virus alert level to 'pantastic' last night after it was confirmed that two people in Scotland were hovering close to feeling slightly unwell.

The pair, from one of the dozens of non-descript hell-holes between Edinburgh and Glasgow, were admitted to hospital yesterday when their condition was described as 'critically fuzzy'.

Doctors said they were now 90% certain the couple were suffering from Pork Flu as opposed to a common strain of Scottish Influenza, also known as a b*stard hangover.

Scottish flu passes easily from bottle to human

Dr Tom Logan, from the Royal Infirmary of Scotland, said: "Scottish flu is particularly common at this time of year as the weather becomes milder and the days longer, meaning everyone spends even more time in the pub than usual, mainly because they can stand outside all night smoking hundreds of fags."

He added: "I would not be surprised if over the next few days we see thousands of Scottish people coming forward reeking of cheap wine and claiming to have spent the weekend in Mexico City."

A Department of Health spokesman said: "We are almost certainly facing a pandemic and there is now nothing we can do to stop quite a few people being given some pills and told to stay home and watch Murder She Wrote.

"However, we are urging those infected not to watch Grey's Anatomy on Living TV. It won't make their illness any worse, but it will make them much, much worse - as people."

Meanwhile in America more than 40 people have been confirmed as feeling a bit peaky, including one woman who really had to sit down.

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Attila

This should be a perfect story for zombie outbreak.

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shadowsworn

nah, it's a bit too boring to make a good zombie story.

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