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Claudedenja · 05-04-2009, 11:53 PM

Requarding that I have a girlfriend, I guess this will be in a sence that I would be doing this with her.

I take her out, shes looking gorgeous with a nice tee-shirt, and semi tight genes, it's a great scene. We go to Red lopster, I order a plate of shrimp for the both of us, breaded shrimp to be exact. I use my fork to feed her the shrimp, I gently lean for a kiss and she accepts. A guy in the back of my seat turns around and trys to hit on her. I give alittle nasty look in his face and he gets up, he wants to fight. He goes in for a punch he misses and I throw him into his table, he's knocked out cold. I ask for a box for the shimp and I take her home in my arms shes tired from the stress why would she want to walk? We get home I sit her down on the couch and we lay there till the sun goes down. And in the end we make love.

And that is my Perfect date if it were to happy this way.

Your turn!

Saint · 05-04-2009, 11:53 PM

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Z0MBiE · 05-04-2009, 11:57 PM

i would tell you my perfect date, but it would just end up being the script for the next bond film.

TrollMasta · 05-04-2009, 11:57 PM

The day is cold and snowing and I am dressed. My girl is dressed in a skirt and tight shirt, as I drive her body is rubbing me arm and we hold hands. We go to a fancy restaurant, I order some classy food, we kiss and finish our dinner, afterwards we head to a park and enjoy the day with some fun (snowball fight ect) in the end, we head to her house, I stay on her living room for a bit, we talk a bit, kiss, and have sex, I go home happy and never call that hoe again.
edit: better yet I cheat on her with her sister.

Claudedenja · 05-05-2009, 12:00 AM

Lol, the ending just makes it rather epic.

vexicat · 05-05-2009, 12:01 AM

I get to finally make out with her,and i dont **** it up.

Simple,i know.

Claudedenja · 05-05-2009, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrollMasta

The day is cold and snowing and I am dressed. My girl is dressed in a skirt and tight shirt, as I drive her body is rubbing me arm and we hold hands. We go to a fancy restaurant, I order some classy food, we kiss and finish our dinner, afterwards we head to a park and enjoy the day with some fun (snowball fight ect) in the end, we head to her house, I stay on her living room for a bit, we talk a bit, kiss, and have sex, I go home happy and never call that hoe again.
edit: better yet I cheat on her with her sister.

Hmmmmmmmm...

Deimos · 05-05-2009, 12:02 AM

we go to the pub, i get drunk, we go to chicken cottage, we go home

i dont care because she is there (and im drunk, with chicken)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claudedenja

Requarding that I have a girlfriend, I guess this will be in a sence that I would be doing this with her.

I take her out, shes looking gorgeous with a nice tee-shirt, and semi tight genes, it's a great scene. We go to Red lopster, I order a plate of shrimp for the both of us, breaded shrimp to be exact. I use my fork to feed her the shrimp, I gently lean for a kiss and she accepts. A guy in the back of my seat turns around and trys to hit on her. I give alittle nasty look in his face and he gets up, he wants to fight. He goes in for a punch he misses and I throw him into his table, he's knocked out cold. I ask for a box for the shimp and I take her home in my arms shes tired from the stress why would she want to walk? We get home I sit her down on the couch and we lay there till the sun goes down. And in the end we make love.

And that is my Perfect date if it were to happy this way.

Your turn!

i think you are a closet homosexual

lol at you faggots just typing what you think she/he wants rather than what you really want, you dirty dog

Claudedenja · 05-05-2009, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deimos

we go to the pub, i get drunk, we go to chicken cottage, we go home

i dont care because she is there (and im drunk, with chicken)

i think you are a closet homosexual

lol at you faggots just typing what you think she/he wants rather than what you really want, you dirty dog

You can think? Way to be that guy whom flames.
Fail

For an elite member you really do sound like a prick, but hey thats just my opinion

Deimos · 05-05-2009, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claudedenja

You can think? Way to be that guy whom flames.

Fail

man i was just ripping on you

i suppose sometimes my humor does sometimes get overlooked seeing as it is waaaaay convoluted and cynical.

05-04-2009, 11:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
Claudedenja Lockhart’s are forever Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NY Posts: 393 Reputation: 20	The Perfect Date. Requarding that I have a girlfriend, I guess this will be in a sence that I would be doing this with her. I take her out, shes looking gorgeous with a nice tee-shirt, and semi tight genes, it's a great scene. We go to Red lopster, I order a plate of shrimp for the both of us, breaded shrimp to be exact. I use my fork to feed her the shrimp, I gently lean for a kiss and she accepts. A guy in the back of my seat turns around and trys to hit on her. I give alittle nasty look in his face and he gets up, he wants to fight. He goes in for a punch he misses and I throw him into his table, he's knocked out cold. I ask for a box for the shimp and I take her home in my arms shes tired from the stress why would she want to walk? We get home I sit her down on the couch and we lay there till the sun goes down. And in the end we make love. And that is my Perfect date if it were to happy this way. Your turn! __________________ ~Waiting for Guildwars 2~ ]

05-04-2009, 11:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
TrollMasta Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 459 Reputation: 17	The day is cold and snowing and I am dressed. My girl is dressed in a skirt and tight shirt, as I drive her body is rubbing me arm and we hold hands. We go to a fancy restaurant, I order some classy food, we kiss and finish our dinner, afterwards we head to a park and enjoy the day with some fun (snowball fight ect) in the end, we head to her house, I stay on her living room for a bit, we talk a bit, kiss, and have sex, I go home happy and never call that hoe again. edit: better yet I cheat on her with her sister. Last edited by TrollMasta; 05-04-2009 at 11:59 PM.

05-05-2009, 12:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
Claudedenja Lockhart’s are forever Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NY Posts: 393 Reputation: 20	Lol, the ending just makes it rather epic. __________________ ~Waiting for Guildwars 2~ ]

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05-04-2009, 11:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
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Z0MBiE Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,884 Reputation: 221	i would tell you my perfect date, but it would just end up being the script for the next bond film.

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vexicat Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,573 Reputation: 21	I get to finally make out with her,and i dont **** it up. Simple,i know.