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Old 05-07-2009, 10:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default New world record for... uhm... (slightly adult theme)
Well, not sure if this is a taboo here... but its 30mins to dinner, and I have nothing to do, so lemme just post some slightly adult crap...



Here are the new world records:

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New Records Set At 2009 Masturbate-a-thon!

New World Record - Men's time record of 9 hours 33 minutes broken by the previous record holder Mr. Masanobu Sato now set at 9 hours and 58 minutes.

New United States - Men's distance record held by (nom de plume) Mr.
Flint Greasewood - 5 feet 4 inches.

New Women's World Tag Team time record set by the owners and union members of the cooperative strip club the Lusty Lady Theater.
Also, there seems to be a rather healthy message....

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Why Masturbate? Why Masturbate-a-thon?

Despite great strides in sex-positive education, masturbation for many remains a taboo subject.

We believe:

* Masturbation is the safest sex.
* More masturbation means more sexual self-awareness.
* Masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot.
Hope I don't get infracted for posting this shiet lol.
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"* Masturbation is the safest sex."

but, it isn't sex at all really is it...

that aside, i wonder how many women will be attending.
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Old 05-07-2009, 10:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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"* Masturbation is the safest sex."

but, it isn't sex at all really is it...

that aside, i wonder how many women will be attending.
It'll make me want to participate in the competition.
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i dont get it... how does the time record thing work? i mean anyone can sit there and wank for 9 hours you just have to do it wrong and think of margaret thatcher the whole time.
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"* Masturbation is the safest sex."

but, it isn't sex at all really is it...
Not to mention its not safe if you do it with a belt around your neck (hahaha, thats a joke from another forum I go to, but I couldn't resist.)

Also; I hope this world record is broken into guys/girls. I bet a girl could easily out do a guy.
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* Masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot.
Anyone up for some hot education?

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Flint Greasewood
I laughed.
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I laughed.
Oh Zymbalineeeeee



@ Flint Greasewood. I seriously thought there was written Clint Eastwood...
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Oh my. If you guys remember that vid of the guy getting caught masturbating in his car, well he was probably just warming up for the competition .
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