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power_gamer_6 · 07-04-2009, 10:21 PM

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Guitarist Phil Fasciana of long-running Florida death metallers MALEVOLENT CREATION was reportedly involved in a bizarre shootout at a convenient store in his hometown of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. According Fasciana, he pulled into a small store at around 3:00 p.m. Friday afternoon (July 3) to get something to drink and walked right into a robbery in progress. "I went in this little store on my way home to get a chocolate milk, of all things, and little did I know, I was walking into a life-or-death situation," he says. "When I walked into the store, I did not notice anyone else in the store until someone started screaming at me and pointed a gun at me. I nearly shit myself, because the dude looked wacked out of his mind and fired four shots directly at me and I went down to the ground because I thought I was surely shot. After about 30 seconds, I realized I was not hit at all and the shooter thought I was dead or injured and started attacking the store worker when I snuck up behind the burglar and talked [to] him and took the gun out of his hands and told him to get out of the store. He then reached in his sock and pulled another gun out and pointed it at me and that's when I fired two shots into his head, killing him instantly!

"Never in my life has anything so twisted happened to me before and I would like to forget it ever happened, but I had no other choice. Lucky for me, the stupid crackhead burglar had the worst aim in the world and missed me with all four shots from about 10 feet away! Needless to say, all charges have been dropped and the store owner has offered me a lifetime of chocolate milk! Ha Ha!

"I have been in some scary situations before, but having someone shoot out you from that close and miss is a ****ing miracle and I have no remorse for killing the assailant who tried to take my life and the store owner's.

"I gotta move out of this town!! I have enough problems as it is!!

"I am very lucky and could easily be dead at this moment, but I'm not and I'm gearing up for our Mexican, South American and European headlining tour which start at the end of July.

"I would like to put this behind me and not talk about it anymore. It was the most ****ed up thing I have ever been involved with, besides my ex-girlfriend!!"

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bla...sitemID=123073

Talk about intense. Guess we know what their next new song will be about. ****in' metal \m/.

SgtGrimmVegas · 07-04-2009, 10:27 PM

And the god's love metal

Popsai · 07-04-2009, 10:37 PM

"I went in this little store on my way home to get a chocolate milk, of all things, and little did I know, I was walking into a life-or-death situation,"

See, metalheads drink chocolate milk

That was pretty twisted, damn. He was ****ing brave too, i would have shat my pants.

TheSkald · 07-04-2009, 11:01 PM

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It was the most ****ed up thing I have ever been involved with, besides my ex-girlfriend!!"

Haha, but damn. That was a good read, actually cheered me up a bit.

MoonlightDarkness · 07-04-2009, 11:02 PM

I still don't get how the hell you miss at basically a point blank range.

Gaika · 07-04-2009, 11:18 PM

In the head? **** dude. That's serious. Were any charges laid on him? Y'know? For pwning a dude?

Serix · 07-04-2009, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gaika

In the head? **** dude. That's serious. Were any charges laid on him? Y'know? For pwning a dude?

smelf dwefense

Gaika · 07-04-2009, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Serix

smelf dwefense

Yeah, but I've seen dudes go to jail because of that very thing.

MoonSoul · 07-04-2009, 11:30 PM

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a lifetime of chocolate milk! Ha Ha!

Ahhh
It was all worth it now.

Loric · 07-04-2009, 11:31 PM

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Needless to say, all charges have been dropped and the store owner has offered me a lifetime of chocolate milk! Ha Ha!

Lucky bastard.

Edit: Moonsoul beat me to it.

07-04-2009, 10:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Popsai Eriond's Egotist Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Portugal Posts: 1,785	"I went in this little store on my way home to get a chocolate milk, of all things, and little did I know, I was walking into a life-or-death situation," See, metalheads drink chocolate milk That was pretty twisted, damn. He was ***ing brave too, i would have shat my pants. __________________ Last edited by Popsai; 07-04-2009 at 10:43 PM.*

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07-04-2009, 11:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
MoonlightDarkness I love you. Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,075	I still don't get how the hell you miss at basically a point blank range.

07-04-2009, 11:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gaika Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,713	In the head? **** dude. That's serious. Were any charges laid on him? Y'know? For pwning a dude?