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Peter Griffin · 07-05-2009, 12:27 AM

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In a recent Zero Punctuation review, Yahtzee couldn't declare which blockbuster game "about super-powered assholes" was better, but would give the honor to the studio that best drew the rival game's protagonist in drag.

Astoundingly and to their everlasting credit, both Radical and Sucker Punch participated. First up, Radical sent in two submissions, but that monstrosity takes the cake - Cole McGrath with Vegas showgirl peacock tail, a Marilyn Monroe birthmark and ... oh God are his pubes showing? NEXT.

Here's your winner: Alex Mercer, who shapeshifted up some heaving bosoms thanks to Sucker Punch, in a tableau that "could be the cover of a romance novel." Per Yahtzee's award citation:

It's a close call, but I'm going to declare Sucker Punch the winner by one lovingly-rendered pair of breasts. Also their unicorn is a much prouder, mightier steed, and Alex's expression is delightfully coquettish. Therefore InFamous must be the better game. Buy InFamous. Prototype's still good, though. Buy it as well.

Heres the review.

Heres the official link of the crossdressing playoff.

Pok · 07-05-2009, 12:49 AM

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It's a close call, but I'm going to declare Sucker Punch the winner by one lovingly-rendered pair of breasts. Also their unicorn is a much prouder, mightier steed, and Alex's expression is delightfully coquettish. Therefore InFamous must be the better game. Buy InFamous. Prototype's still good, though. Buy it as well.

Err what? Alex is from Prototype, so that was the better drag photo, but Infamous (Cole) wins?

Peter Griffin · 07-05-2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pok

Err what? Alex is from Prototype, so that was the better drag photo, but Infamous (Cole) wins?

The guys from Infamous made the Prototype picture and vice-versa.

Gaika · 07-05-2009, 12:52 AM

Oh gawd. Looks like a raging lesbo.

Mordar · 07-05-2009, 12:52 AM

meh, cole looks gayer and more of a drag queen in tune with his power, he should've won

Gaika · 07-05-2009, 12:54 AM

Yeah, but the guy from infamous looks like a drag+scene queen, who's trying to reign destruction and havoc upon the city with rainbows and glitter-lightning. Haha. Not happening.

Mordar · 07-05-2009, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Gaika

Yeah, but the guy from infamous looks like a drag+scene queen, who's trying to reign destruction and havoc upon the city with rainbows and glitter-lightning. Haha. Not happening.

which it's why it is so cool, the guys from prototype should've won

Alivada · 07-05-2009, 01:50 AM

Both pretty disturbing, watched the review last wednesday and I wondered if they were gonna do it.

Gaika · 07-05-2009, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Mordar

which it's why it is so cool, the guys from prototype should've won

Lol. I see your point, but wasn't the competition about who could be the best cross-dresser? The guy from infamous, I think, got it spot on. :P

Nonsue · 07-05-2009, 02:50 PM

Lol...apparently if you like unicorns then you're a crossdresser because both pics have one

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The Infamous one is much better though.

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07-05-2009, 12:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gaika Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,698 Reputation: 55	Oh gawd. Looks like a raging lesbo.

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Mordar Str1der's Stooge Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,299 Reputation: 38	meh, cole looks gayer and more of a drag queen in tune with his power, he should've won

07-05-2009, 12:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gaika Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,698 Reputation: 55	Yeah, but the guy from infamous looks like a drag+scene queen, who's trying to reign destruction and havoc upon the city with rainbows and glitter-lightning. Haha. Not happening.

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Alivada Temp-Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 5,092 Reputation: 162	Both pretty disturbing, watched the review last wednesday and I wondered if they were gonna do it.

07-05-2009, 02:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
Nonsue Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Bahamas Posts: 691 Reputation: 12	Lol...apparently if you like unicorns then you're a crossdresser because both pics have one . The Infamous one is much better though.