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garbanian · 09-21-2009, 01:36 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkjt...layer_embedded

Fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard has Arrived

Yep. Time to take a second mortgage on your home or break into your kid's college fund. With the singing of angels and a ray of sunlight parting the clouds, the fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard has descended from Russian design studio Art Lebedev like an orgasm of geekiness. As you should know by now this amazing keyboard features a tiny screen on each key... that's 113 screens in all. What can you do with these tiny screens, you ask? Well, each key can change its image dynamically depending on what you're doing.

Hold down SHIFT and all keys go uppercase. Run Photoshop and you can set it so each hotkey has an image representing its function. Set a key to monitor your CPU usage or display what iTunes track you are currently playing. You can make a key into a tiny clock with moving hands and play animated gif files or even quicktime movies. Of course all this futuristic technology is going to cost you a pretty penny... but we figure you'll just expense the Optimus and tout its "incredible increased efficiency when using PowerPoint hotkeys" in your expense report summary.

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Xente · 09-21-2009, 01:38 AM

$1600? Are you kidding me? My first semister in college for tuition is going to cost that much.

Orpheus · 09-21-2009, 01:39 AM

Drop your pants and we can work something out.

LedZephlin · 09-21-2009, 01:41 AM

Uhhh... Orpheus... He wants us to pay him, not the other way around......

Groteske · 09-21-2009, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Orpheus

Drop your pants and we can work something out.

Hmm.... I'll drop mine for a 3 course dinner.

And to the OP, you are crazy! But heh maybe you can start a charity thing. Get some jars, put pics of your face on them (make sure to look sad), and tell someone you know to put them in high traffic areas.

09-21-2009, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orpheus

Drop your pants and we can work something out.

shouldnt it be the other way?

garbanian · 09-21-2009, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orpheus

Drop your pants and we can work something out.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LedZephlin

Uhhh... Orpheus... He wants us to pay him, not the other way around......

If it gets me that keyboard, i'm up for anything.

LedZephlin · 09-21-2009, 01:46 AM

Quote:

And to the OP, you are crazy! But heh maybe you can start a charity thing. Get some jars, put pics of your face on them (make sure to look sad), and tell someone you know to put them in high traffic areas.

Or... You could become a drug mule... Lots of adventure, great pay, get to visit foreign countries, and you will lose any feeling of constipation!

Orpheus · 09-21-2009, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by garbanian

If it gets me that keyboard, i'm up for anything.

See, this man knows business.

boinker · 09-21-2009, 01:53 AM

Just got shown this on MSN before he posted it, it looks so epic but so expensive D:

P.S.:He loves me more than you guiz

09-21-2009, 01:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
Orpheus I ate ozz and I liked it. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 7,388 Reputation: 249	Drop your pants and we can work something out. __________________

09-21-2009, 01:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
boinker Gabriel's Guardian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Do you really want to know? Posts: 4,402 Reputation: 57	Just got shown this on MSN before he posted it, it looks so epic but so expensive D: P.S.:He loves me more than you guiz __________________

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09-21-2009, 01:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Xente Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ¯\(°_O)/¯ Posts: 4,007 Reputation: 118	$1600? Are you kidding me? My first semister in college for tuition is going to cost that much.

09-21-2009, 01:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
LedZephlin Luigi’s Pizza Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Chris Brown's Basement Posts: 148 Reputation: 25	Uhhh... Orpheus... He wants us to pay him, not the other way around......