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Fatigue · 10-17-2009, 06:40 PM

My class, one lesson, wrote on the interactive whiteboard that our teacher was a virgin, while he was teaching the class, and his real name is Fergilicious (his name is Fergus). When he went to go and get senior management, he got locked out the classroom for the rest of the period.

What have your classes done to teachers?

Lalafell · 10-17-2009, 06:50 PM

Generally my classes listen to the teacher because we want to process the information he/she has to give us, move on to college, and someday advance into a rewarding career field

Fatigue · 10-17-2009, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lalafell

Generally my classes listen to the teacher because we want to process the information he/she has to give us, move on to college, and someday advance into a rewarding career field

You are seriously lucky. Most people in my age group in London seem to see their education as a joke.

Lalafell · 10-17-2009, 06:53 PM

yes well, I told my parents that I would kill myself if they kept me in public schooling around grade 5.

Chaotix · 10-17-2009, 06:56 PM

the worst thing i could think of was what my 7th grade pre-algebra class did to our teacher. he was single, had a speech and walking disability. we called him a bo-legged bastard, stole from his desk and threw his sandwich at his head.

Ronin · 10-17-2009, 07:02 PM

Well, once a guy brought an air-soft replica of a Glock 9mm to class.

We had the teacher who found it think it's real for a little.

SnOwBunZz · 10-17-2009, 07:09 PM

3 weeks ago wednesday...

The new teacher of religion entered the class and I was faking I was asleep. She went to me and tried to wake me up by POKING my shoulder with her index finger, which she obviously didn't succeed in. So she continued to give us what we needed to be taught. 30 minutes later she went back to me, trying to wake me up once again, this time with 2 fingers. She kind of started to get worried and asked if this happened before. Classmates responded I might have passed out due to my sugar, so she started panicking even more and finally sent a classmate to the secretary. Instead of asking for sugar, the classmate brought the 2 worst people on the secretary. They went to my class and pulled me over... my face was red because of me NOT having a hypoglycemia (you're usually pale then) and because of how I was lying on the bench. They asked me if I was faking it but I just continued faking it. One of the secretaries asked if they should call the ambulance to take me to the hospital. They looked at me for the last time and decided to go.... at that moment I started to laugh hard and so did my classmates. The teacher and secretaries yelled at me I shouldn't do those things. The teacher even said I needed to write a few pages as a punishment, which I said I wouldn't. She said I would get detention... and I said I wouldn't go there.

God she was pissed, but she is a total ***** herself.

Oisterboy · 10-17-2009, 07:10 PM

The worst thing to ever happen to a teacher in my school, was when a bunch of students were throwing the tiles on the floor at each other in a huge battle. It was like a war zone.

The teacher threw out 5 students, and 10 more left voluntarily. Only one kid was left. Right before everyone walked out, someone threw a giant spitwad at the teacher. A full sheet of paper. He was chewing it the whole period...waiting...watching.

Genius.

In my summer school class, an ex girlfriend of mine was arguing with another ex of mine (not an ex at the time). She called her a slut and she left the room in a rage. She smashed the overhead projector on her way out.

Everyone in the class turned and looked at me (it was obvious they were fighting because of me) and I said "Lol, no work for the rest of today!" and the teacher ran out crying.

IronyTaken · 10-17-2009, 07:30 PM

I remember one time I would break the tips of pencils inside the key holes of doors so the teacher couldn't unlock the door to start class.

Bryan · 10-17-2009, 07:43 PM

We stole a substitute's wig in our 9th grade spanish honors class. Lulz ensued.

10-17-2009, 07:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ronin OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hitman Victor Posts: 4,922 Reputation: 302	Well, once a guy brought an air-soft replica of a Glock 9mm to class. We had the teacher who found it think it's real for a little. __________________ Stay frosty.

10-17-2009, 07:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
SnOwBunZz Nyan nyan ni hao nyan Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The Flanders Posts: 8,016 Reputation: 319	3 weeks ago wednesday... The new teacher of religion entered the class and I was faking I was asleep. She went to me and tried to wake me up by POKING my shoulder with her index finger, which she obviously didn't succeed in. So she continued to give us what we needed to be taught. 30 minutes later she went back to me, trying to wake me up once again, this time with 2 fingers. She kind of started to get worried and asked if this happened before. Classmates responded I might have passed out due to my sugar, so she started panicking even more and finally sent a classmate to the secretary. Instead of asking for sugar, the classmate brought the 2 worst people on the secretary. They went to my class and pulled me over... my face was red because of me NOT having a hypoglycemia (you're usually pale then) and because of how I was lying on the bench. They asked me if I was faking it but I just continued faking it. One of the secretaries asked if they should call the ambulance to take me to the hospital. They looked at me for the last time and decided to go.... at that moment I started to laugh hard and so did my classmates. The teacher and secretaries yelled at me I shouldn't do those things. The teacher even said I needed to write a few pages as a punishment, which I said I wouldn't. She said I would get detention... and I said I wouldn't go there. God she was pissed, but she is a total ***** herself. __________________ [My Anime List] \| [last.fm] \| [xfire] \| [Steam] If anyone would like me to build a rig, I'd prefer it to be in a thread in the tech section rather than PM. Thank you.

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Oisterboy \| (• ◡•)\| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) Join Date: May 2006 Location: Just Past Jupiter Posts: 16,555 Reputation: 644	The worst thing to ever happen to a teacher in my school, was when a bunch of students were throwing the tiles on the floor at each other in a huge battle. It was like a war zone. The teacher threw out 5 students, and 10 more left voluntarily. Only one kid was left. Right before everyone walked out, someone threw a giant spitwad at the teacher. A full sheet of paper. He was chewing it the whole period...waiting...watching. Genius. In my summer school class, an ex girlfriend of mine was arguing with another ex of mine (not an ex at the time). She called her a slut and she left the room in a rage. She smashed the overhead projector on her way out. Everyone in the class turned and looked at me (it was obvious they were fighting because of me) and I said "Lol, no work for the rest of today!" and the teacher ran out crying. __________________

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Bryan SCARY Join Date: May 2007 Location: United States Playing: Smashmuck Champions Posts: 13,800 Reputation: 443	We stole a substitute's wig in our 9th grade spanish honors class. Lulz ensued. __________________ SWAG $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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10-17-2009, 06:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lalafell Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 842 Reputation: 66	Generally my classes listen to the teacher because we want to process the information he/she has to give us, move on to college, and someday advance into a rewarding career field

10-17-2009, 06:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lalafell Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 842 Reputation: 66	yes well, I told my parents that I would kill myself if they kept me in public schooling around grade 5.

10-17-2009, 06:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
Chaotix Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,455 Reputation: 24	the worst thing i could think of was what my 7th grade pre-algebra class did to our teacher. he was single, had a speech and walking disability. we called him a bo-legged bastard, stole from his desk and threw his sandwich at his head.

10-17-2009, 07:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
IronyTaken Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 8,400 Reputation: 292	I remember one time I would break the tips of pencils inside the key holes of doors so the teacher couldn't unlock the door to start class.