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KniteOps · 11-05-2009, 06:47 AM

Note: This was posted by a friend. Just thought I would share.

DISCLAIMER: None of this is to be taken seriously. I'm am doing it for your personal enjoyment.

You know what I love doing? Hitting stuff. As a warrior, hitting things is vital to my survival, because if I don't hit first I'll most likely die. But you know what I don't get? Why the **** are throwing stars and arrows more accurate they a swing to the face with a weapon? What sense does that make? What could possibly make you miss when your blunt weapon/sword/axe/spear/pole arm/dick/whatever the **** you use to kill stuff obviously has made contact with the target? Would my hand slip and some how have me drop the weapon? That's something I'd like to see. If I'm going to miss things, I'm already pissed off. I might as well have dropped the weapon and be left with my two hands. Who wouldn't mind grinding for a few hours and occasionally you drop your weapon and so you'd have to fight the enemy hand to hand? I, personally, would keep my accuracy to just enough to give me a 98% hit ratio so every now and then I'd lose control at himes, drop my BW, and just be like "You know what? It's go time." Bare hands. Hime to warrior. Hell yeah.

Another thing: What was the point of giving bandits shield mastery? At least with warriors you could argue that they have high weapon defense, but with bandits its like...17 def? Unless you scroll your shield for defense, and we know how many of us do that. Oh and then why don't bandits ever miss things? They're just as up close as warriors. How the hell do you not miss with savage blow? You hit six times, all of which make you look like you have some sort of mental handicap as you jerk around (most of the time in midair).

What's with Nexon and Omega sector? Nobody goes there but they insist on adding new content. Stop. You've lost. Accept your failure of a patch and move the **** on. No one goes to Omega sector, not even hackers. Then again, what could you expect from an area filled with rip-offs of Power Rangers and the like?

Man, maple's stupid. ):

darkness35 · 11-05-2009, 09:04 PM

I was going to take this seriously until I saw this.

Quote:

DISCLAIMER: None of this is to be taken seriously. I'm am doing it for your personal enjoyment.

meh.

ThunderaWolf · 11-06-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by darkness35

I was going to take this seriously until I saw this.

meh.

your name ish a different color. again....

Anyways meh, i want to take it seriously even though it said not to.
-.-

Because like, missing things in games is actually one of the few things that can apply to real life :O

darkness35 · 11-06-2009, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderaWolf

your name ish a different color. again....

It's been like that wolf.

ThunderaWolf · 11-06-2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by darkness35

It's been like that wolf.

i don't check onrpg as much as i used to obviously.

It's due to playing a game that doesn't have a fourm here.

darkness35 · 11-07-2009, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ThunderaWolf

i don't check onrpg as much as i used to obviously.

It's due to playing a game that doesn't have a fourm here.

Meh. There's always the Free MMO section.

Kayvinh · 11-07-2009, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KniteOps

Note: This was posted by a friend. Just thought I would share.

DISCLAIMER: None of this is to be taken seriously. I'm am doing it for your personal enjoyment.

You know what I love doing? Hitting stuff. As a warrior, hitting things is vital to my survival, because if I don't hit first I'll most likely die. But you know what I don't get? Why the **** are throwing stars and arrows more accurate they a swing to the face with a weapon? What sense does that make? What could possibly make you miss when your blunt weapon/sword/axe/spear/pole arm/dick/whatever the **** you use to kill stuff obviously has made contact with the target? Would my hand slip and some how have me drop the weapon? That's something I'd like to see. If I'm going to miss things, I'm already pissed off. I might as well have dropped the weapon and be left with my two hands. Who wouldn't mind grinding for a few hours and occasionally you drop your weapon and so you'd have to fight the enemy hand to hand? I, personally, would keep my accuracy to just enough to give me a 98% hit ratio so every now and then I'd lose control at himes, drop my BW, and just be like "You know what? It's go time." Bare hands. Hime to warrior. Hell yeah.

Another thing: What was the point of giving bandits shield mastery? At least with warriors you could argue that they have high weapon defense, but with bandits its like...17 def? Unless you scroll your shield for defense, and we know how many of us do that. Oh and then why don't bandits ever miss things? They're just as up close as warriors. How the hell do you not miss with savage blow? You hit six times, all of which make you look like you have some sort of mental handicap as you jerk around (most of the time in midair).

What's with Nexon and Omega sector? Nobody goes there but they insist on adding new content. Stop. You've lost. Accept your failure of a patch and move the **** on. No one goes to Omega sector, not even hackers. Then again, what could you expect from an area filled with rip-offs of Power Rangers and the like?

Man, maple's stupid. ):

You should quit.

olaph · 11-17-2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Kayvinh

You should quit.

Wow great way to fail reading Einstein

just to make it clear since you missed it

Quote:

Note: This was posted by a friend. Just thought I would share.

DISCLAIMER: None of this is to be taken seriously. I'm am doing it for your personal enjoyment.

ThunderaWolf · 11-17-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by olaph

Wow great way to fail reading Einstein

just to make it clear since you missed it

that disclaimer makes me all D:

darkness35 · 11-18-2009, 01:04 AM

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11-05-2009, 06:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
KniteOps Luigi’s Pizza Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 140	Repost Rant Note: This was posted by a friend. Just thought I would share. DISCLAIMER: None of this is to be taken seriously. I'm am doing it for your personal enjoyment. You know what I love doing? Hitting stuff. As a warrior, hitting things is vital to my survival, because if I don't hit first I'll most likely die. But you know what I don't get? Why the ** are throwing stars and arrows more accurate they a swing to the face with a weapon? What sense does that make? What could possibly make you miss when your blunt weapon/sword/axe/spear/pole arm/dick/whatever the you use to kill stuff obviously has made contact with the target? Would my hand slip and some how have me drop the weapon? That's something I'd like to see. If I'm going to miss things, I'm already pissed off. I might as well have dropped the weapon and be left with my two hands. Who wouldn't mind grinding for a few hours and occasionally you drop your weapon and so you'd have to fight the enemy hand to hand? I, personally, would keep my accuracy to just enough to give me a 98% hit ratio so every now and then I'd lose control at himes, drop my BW, and just be like "You know what? It's go time." Bare hands. Hime to warrior. Hell yeah. Another thing: What was the point of giving bandits shield mastery? At least with warriors you could argue that they have high weapon defense, but with bandits its like...17 def? Unless you scroll your shield for defense, and we know how many of us do that. Oh and then why don't bandits ever miss things? They're just as up close as warriors. How the hell do you not miss with savage blow? You hit six times, all of which make you look like you have some sort of mental handicap as you jerk around (most of the time in midair). What's with Nexon and Omega sector? Nobody goes there but they insist on adding new content. Stop. You've lost. Accept your failure of a patch and move the ** on. No one goes to Omega sector, not even hackers. Then again, what could you expect from an area filled with rip-offs of Power Rangers and the like? Man, maple's stupid. ): __________________ If I'm posting in your thread it's probably intelligent, witty, and wonderful.

11-18-2009, 01:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
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