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Cloud13 · 11-23-2009, 01:16 AM

What say you people about them? For me it's most likely the only poetry I shall ever write. I also recently remembered that a few years ago I started turning the Lord of the Rings into a haiku story. I shall give a few excerpts.

Enter the hobbit
Bilbo Baggins was his name
He stole the One Ring

Gandalf the wizard
Tells him to go to the elves
And bring the gardner

The Rider’s attack
But they stab only pillows
Those tricksy hobbits

Frodo is wounded
He needs some athelas now
But more, he needs elves

Frodo awakens
“Where am I?” he cries out loud
And now, Gandalf speaks

And that's as far as I got, storyline-wise.

hobosexual · 11-23-2009, 01:31 AM

Mayonaisse isn't
A sexual lubricant
Except in prison

Trim your pubic hair
For the bigger your cock looks
The more you can top

Face upturned to sky
Freedom! Soft patter of rain.
Wait ... warm rain. Man rain.

Cloud13 · 11-23-2009, 01:36 AM

Lulz were had from that
Your reply: most jocular
Yet, t'was most perverse

Groteske · 11-23-2009, 01:40 AM

I like to dance nude
In my front yard shaking, lewd
My hips sway all day

bonneau_14 · 11-23-2009, 01:45 AM

Haikus are only good if they are funny... The jail lube one was good.

Songwriting's the only i really do. Its get fun placing the lyrics with riffs and shit.

But i can't sing...

Paladinn · 11-23-2009, 01:49 AM

A SHAMELESS PLUG IS SIGHTED
http://paladinn.deviantart.com/art/T...aiku-139857630

TheSkald · 11-23-2009, 03:30 AM

I don't like Haikus.
They are way too restricted.
Just five, seven, five.

bonneau_14 · 11-23-2009, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSkald

I don't like Haikus.
They are way too restricted.
Just five, seven, five.

Gotta be creative... It gets tough though, you spend alotta time going no where.

Groteske · 11-23-2009, 03:56 AM

Your heart, locked away
My true love is here to stay
To give you freedom

To release your heart
From pain, loneliness, and fear.
I will set you free.

I wrote that

TheSkald · 11-23-2009, 04:00 AM

Haikus anger me.
Can't even pronounce haiku.
I'll go an hero.

11-23-2009, 01:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cloud13 Chocolate Bear Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 4,272 Reputation: 154	Haikus What say you people about them? For me it's most likely the only poetry I shall ever write. I also recently remembered that a few years ago I started turning the Lord of the Rings into a haiku story. I shall give a few excerpts. Enter the hobbit Bilbo Baggins was his name He stole the One Ring Gandalf the wizard Tells him to go to the elves And bring the gardner The Rider’s attack But they stab only pillows Those tricksy hobbits Frodo is wounded He needs some athelas now But more, he needs elves Frodo awakens “Where am I?” he cries out loud And now, Gandalf speaks And that's as far as I got, storyline-wise. __________________

11-23-2009, 01:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cloud13 Chocolate Bear Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 4,272 Reputation: 154	Lulz were had from that Your reply: most jocular Yet, t'was most perverse __________________

11-23-2009, 01:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
Groteske OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Holocaust Prison Posts: 6,551 Reputation: 196	I like to dance nude In my front yard shaking, lewd My hips sway all day __________________ You put stuff in your mouth, right?

11-23-2009, 01:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
bonneau_14 Arri's Animal Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,119 Reputation: 91	Haikus are only good if they are funny... The jail lube one was good. Songwriting's the only i really do. Its get fun placing the lyrics with riffs and shit. But i can't sing... __________________

11-23-2009, 01:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
Paladinn Illgamez Insomniac Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The friend zone Posts: 2,276 Reputation: 126	A SHAMELESS PLUG IS SIGHTED http://paladinn.deviantart.com/art/T...aiku-139857630 __________________

11-23-2009, 01:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
hobosexual Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Stranger In A Strange Land Posts: 3,913 Reputation: 134	Mayonaisse isn't A sexual lubricant Except in prison Trim your pubic hair For the bigger your cock looks The more you can top Face upturned to sky Freedom! Soft patter of rain. Wait ... warm rain. Man rain.

11-23-2009, 03:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
TheSkald Shadowsworn's Sandwich Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Apollo and the buffalo and Anna Anna Anna oh! Posts: 1,885 Reputation: 338	I don't like Haikus. They are way too restricted. Just five, seven, five. __________________

11-23-2009, 03:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Groteske OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Holocaust Prison Posts: 6,551 Reputation: 196	Your heart, locked away My true love is here to stay To give you freedom To release your heart From pain, loneliness, and fear. I will set you free. I wrote that __________________ You put stuff in your mouth, right?

11-23-2009, 04:00 AM	#10 (permalink)
TheSkald Shadowsworn's Sandwich Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Apollo and the buffalo and Anna Anna Anna oh! Posts: 1,885 Reputation: 338	Haikus anger me. Can't even pronounce haiku. I'll go an hero. __________________

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