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TrueElements · 11-27-2009, 03:19 AM

So today I failed early.

I went to open a can of craneberrysauce (FIRST MISTAAKE)

I tried holding it open with my thumb ( SECOND MISTAKE)

Next thing I know my finger did a kind of rotateing slide around the can.
I saw blood and was like...."Were that come from o.o"
I looked at my finger and saw a deep as cut.
Didn't hurt.......till the blood rained out of it.
Went in the bathroom and made a ghetto band-aid

After-math:
I put peroxide((pretty sure i spelled that wrong)) on it...burned a bit but it was no problem..
Then like a retard I listen to my friend and tried alchohol cause he said it was better, shit burn so bad nearly lost my manhood in the bathroom, i was in the bathroom groaning like i was been attacked on the toilet.

TheSkald · 11-27-2009, 03:31 AM

Uncomfortable silences, alchohol and fighting, just like every year. But at least I have food and shelter and what-not, so I'm not complaining.

Paladuck · 11-27-2009, 03:31 AM

I ate a lot.

Now I'm waiting my poop to be ready.

Caliandra · 11-27-2009, 03:37 AM

uhh... woke up at 7 am.... shower... got ready to go....went to grandmas house.. meet family... eat alot... beat my cousin in chess... beat 5 of my cousins in monopoly... beat my cousin up for hitting me with a basketball..all cousins left except one that lived there... watched cousin play WoW (old people had TV).. cousin at movies and now Im stuck typing this up and later I am sleeping over here

shadowsworn · 11-27-2009, 04:07 AM

protip: unless if you're a badass medieval knight who can deal with pain, don't pour alcohol on open cuts.

Groteske · 11-27-2009, 04:09 AM

I came, I ate, I conquered!

Princessdoll · 11-27-2009, 04:11 AM

Lucky... i guess...

Wicked315 · 11-27-2009, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadowsworn

protip: unless if you're a badass medieval knight who can deal with pain, don't pour alcohol on open cuts.

Your tip is fail, I am a badass medieval knight who can deal with pain, but I would never pour alcohol on an open cut. It hurts. Bad.

11-27-2009, 04:16 AM

started round two on Dragon Age for a dif ending
ate, watched drunk parents,grandparents and uncle run around not knowing what was going on, quite funny actually.Grandma(hammered) tried to tell my 6 year old girl cousin about sex...was to funny to stop.

TrueElements · 11-27-2009, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadowsworn

protip: unless if you're a badass medieval knight who can deal with pain, don't pour alcohol on open cuts.

truer words were never spoken.

11-27-2009, 03:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
TrueElements Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery,AL XBL:xTank Williamsx Posts: 1,849 Reputation: 41	Share todays thanksgiving story So today I failed early. I went to open a can of craneberrysauce (FIRST MISTAAKE) I tried holding it open with my thumb ( SECOND MISTAKE) Next thing I know my finger did a kind of rotateing slide around the can. I saw blood and was like...."Were that come from o.o" I looked at my finger and saw a deep as cut. Didn't hurt.......till the blood rained out of it. Went in the bathroom and made a ghetto band-aid After-math: I put peroxide((pretty sure i spelled that wrong)) on it...burned a bit but it was no problem.. Then like a retard I listen to my friend and tried alchohol cause he said it was better, shit burn so bad nearly lost my manhood in the bathroom, i was in the bathroom groaning like i was been attacked on the toilet.

11-27-2009, 03:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
TheSkald Firor's Fury Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Apollo and the buffalo and Anna Anna Anna oh! Posts: 3,043 Reputation: 348	Uncomfortable silences, alchohol and fighting, just like every year. But at least I have food and shelter and what-not, so I'm not complaining. __________________

11-27-2009, 03:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
Paladuck Roon's Rogue Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pond Posts: 4,270 Reputation: 260	I ate a lot. Now I'm waiting my poop to be ready. __________________

11-27-2009, 03:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
Caliandra SuperKenshin's Servent Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Willy Wonka's? o.O Posts: 1,127 Reputation: 19	uhh... woke up at 7 am.... shower... got ready to go....went to grandmas house.. meet family... eat alot... beat my cousin in chess... beat 5 of my cousins in monopoly... beat my cousin up for hitting me with a basketball..all cousins left except one that lived there... watched cousin play WoW (old people had TV).. cousin at movies and now Im stuck typing this up and later I am sleeping over here __________________ Thanks KillHannah

11-27-2009, 04:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
shadowsworn Retired Staff Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,130 Reputation: 246	protip: unless if you're a badass medieval knight who can deal with pain, don't pour alcohol on open cuts. __________________ From which of this oak shall I hang myself?

11-27-2009, 04:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
Groteske OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Holocaust Prison Posts: 7,333 Reputation: 196	I came, I ate, I conquered! __________________ You put stuff in your mouth, right?

11-27-2009, 04:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
V-Opolis Guest Posts: n/a	started round two on Dragon Age for a dif ending ate, watched drunk parents,grandparents and uncle run around not knowing what was going on, quite funny actually.Grandma(hammered) tried to tell my 6 year old girl cousin about sex...was to funny to stop.

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