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AlexanderVB · 08-12-2006, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by William Shakespeare

"All the worlds a stage, And all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts."

And my own

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexanderVB

God only knows where life takes us, and what god or gods is uncertain, but upon the fatefull day of happiness you'll know something is out there keeping its golden eye on you."

Thats where I got the nickname Little Jesus.

And I'm jewish
And I have long hair >.>

Yeah.

marx123 · 08-12-2006, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantom

This is a funny one, but not my favorite. Hell, i can't remember my favorite lmao. "Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids." haha.

hey very funny!
nice one...
i think that came from A movie cause theyre very noisy sometimes

Stabkiller0 · 08-12-2006, 05:38 PM

I don't remmeber who said this but:

All my guild members ever ask is hey boss can I have maxed out armor and weapons? Hey boss can you plvl me? Hey boss can you stop sucking my dick?

ArucardX · 08-12-2006, 05:51 PM

I have another one I really like that I just heard recently.

"the Light shineth in the darkness and the darkness comprehendeth it not" (John 1: 4, 5)

RipeforTraining · 08-12-2006, 06:13 PM

"I love my job, it's the greatest job in the world because...I don't have a boss. Every time I had a boss; always harrassed. 'Hicks, how come you're not workin'?' I go: 'Cos there's nothin' to do.', 'Well you pretend like you're workin'.', 'Why don't you pretend I'm workin'? You get paid more than me, you fantasise. Pretend I'm moping and knock yourself out, or pretend they're buyin' stuff and we can close up.'".

The ever-brilliant Bill Hicks.

-Ripe

shade45 · 08-12-2006, 08:37 PM

"Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no TV? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was nineteen." - Peter Griffin

hiboy2004 · 08-12-2006, 09:33 PM

"I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner, 'cause that is what I really want to beEeE, 'cause if I was a Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with meEeE!"

"Don't bang your sister, thats perverted!"

"If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving wasn't for you."

"We're in a little bit of a Pickle, Dick."

"BOO CREEPY FOOT DOCTOR!"

"I think I broke the internet." "SO IT WAS YOU!!!!!!" "*Click*"

Arcteryx · 08-13-2006, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAllex

Sorry guys, can't resist.

"Snakes on a mother****in' plane!"

If you don't know what that is from then get with the program of pop culture lol

I think the quote is more like, "I've had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!"

Best mother****ing quote ever.

raeyo · 08-13-2006, 12:41 AM

New favorite quote

"May the shwarts be with you!"

Master Yogurt doll

08-12-2006, 09:33 PM	#67 (permalink)
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08-12-2006, 05:38 PM	#63 (permalink)
Stabkiller0 OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,757 Reputation: 26	I don't remmeber who said this but: All my guild members ever ask is hey boss can I have maxed out armor and weapons? Hey boss can you plvl me? Hey boss can you stop sucking my dick?

08-12-2006, 05:51 PM	#64 (permalink)
ArucardX Super Duper Uber Mega Ultra Extreme Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 887 Reputation: 10	I have another one I really like that I just heard recently. "the Light shineth in the darkness and the darkness comprehendeth it not" (John 1: 4, 5)

08-12-2006, 06:13 PM	#65 (permalink)
RipeforTraining Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 153 Reputation: 10	"I love my job, it's the greatest job in the world because...I don't have a boss. Every time I had a boss; always harrassed. 'Hicks, how come you're not workin'?' I go: 'Cos there's nothin' to do.', 'Well you pretend like you're workin'.', 'Why don't you pretend I'm workin'? You get paid more than me, you fantasise. Pretend I'm moping and knock yourself out, or pretend they're buyin' stuff and we can close up.'". The ever-brilliant Bill Hicks. -Ripe

08-12-2006, 08:37 PM	#66 (permalink)
shade45 HopeDagger's Henchman Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,219 Reputation: 25	"Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no TV? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was nineteen." - Peter Griffin

08-13-2006, 12:41 AM	#69 (permalink)
raeyo Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 392 Reputation: 10	New favorite quote "May the shwarts be with you!" Master Yogurt doll