Originally Posted by Xenonight2

Actually, Z0MBiE had to be called in to help us, since he was the only who had the ability to help us, but he was all like "I got out of this years ago," and we were all like, "You're our only hope!" but he was all like, "Now I do freelance stuff, on my own time, where I have freedom" and we were all like "But 300 thousand members depend on you!" and he was all like "I don't WANT their dependence! Not since.... The incident.... Have I wanted their dependence!" and we were all like, "The incident was years ago! Yes, we all know what happened to your lover, but that's the past! You have to move on! There's a real threat now!" and he was all like "NO! I can't move on! How can you say it doesn't matter now?"

You get the picture.