Kevin (Daevi Master): Come on Fido... just BARK for once!
Fido (Hyena): That would be highly illogical, master, considering my superior being. I am much more than just your pet dog, Kevin. I am your soul-linked, intelligent other.
Kevin: I have DOGGY treats!
Fido: Well... in that case.... BARK BARK BARK ARF ARF!1!11!
Kevin: Good boy!
*pats*
Fido: Don't touch me.