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Viiral · 01-28-2011, 10:52 PM

Valerie Turks says Diddy owes her damages...

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A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion).

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the rap mogul, his former girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King, the man who was a victim of assault by the Los Angeles Police in 1991.

She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23.

Turks also alleges that Diddy, real name Sean Combs, caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in hospital and sold a poker chip belonging to her, which she says was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (£571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (£63.5 billion) in lost income.

In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

Turks also applied for a restraining order against Diddy, which a judge has denied. Although Turks is not expected to get very far with her lawsuit, the judge has set a court date of January 31 for the case to be heard.

I loled so hard.

Only in USA,, seriously.. hahhaahahah

Sauce: http://www.nme.com/news/p-diddy/54739

Aimee · 01-28-2011, 10:56 PM

Seriously?

My faith in humanity just committed suicide.

Imperidal · 01-28-2011, 10:58 PM

I wish i can go to the US someday

tiger1526 · 01-28-2011, 11:01 PM

i hope she wins

*sky · 01-28-2011, 11:04 PM

If she gets the zillions chip back Ima steal it

BadpcGuy · 01-28-2011, 11:04 PM

I believe this I hope that brilliant woman wins.

shadowsworn · 01-28-2011, 11:05 PM

crazy .

SnOwBunZz · 01-28-2011, 11:11 PM

And Americans wonder why we Europeans think they're crazy. :/

marcipaans · 01-28-2011, 11:22 PM

Somebody just bomb that continent already.

tiger1526 · 01-28-2011, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SnOwBunZz

And Americans wonder why we Europeans think they're crazy. :/

its not our fault that you europeans will take what 1 person does and then say all other americans do the same. so stereotypical.

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shadowsworn Retired Staff Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,130 Reputation: 246	crazy . __________________ From which of this oak shall I hang myself?

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