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Zer0Force · 08-20-2006, 10:20 PM

So, I took my mom, brother, and sister to the movie and we had a blast, the movie was just so ****ING good that no bad review can ruin it. Not only did it have some of the best deaths(guy got bit in his nads, some girl got it in her tit) it was also super funny. If you haven't seen it go now before SAM ****ING JACKSON calls your ***.

Oh and, it was the kid, who put the snakes on the plane.................yeah.

J/k he only got bit, a infant also got bit.

bountyhunter113 · 08-20-2006, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Zer0Force

So, I took my mom, brother, and sister to the movie and we had a blast, the movie was just so ****ING good that no bad review can ruin it. Not only did it have some of the best deaths(guy got bit in his nads, some girl got it in her tit) it was also super funny. If you haven't seen it go now before SAM ****ING JACKSON calls your ***.

Oh and, it was the kid, who put the snakes on the plane.................yeah.

J/k he only got bit, a infant also got bit.

rofl,girl got bit on her tit by snake,now girls know how it feels when guys get kicked in da nuts

Zer0Force · 08-20-2006, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bountyhunter113

rofl,girl got bit on her tit by snake,now girls know how it feels when guys get kicked in da nuts

Yeah, after a while the found them, she was foaming from her nipple.....and my 5 year old broher yells "OH MY GOD THATS SO COOL!!!!"

bountyhunter113 · 08-20-2006, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Zer0Force

Yeah, after a while the found them, she was foaming from her nipple.....and my 5 year old broher yells "OH MY GOD THATS SO COOL!!!!"

ROFL,if a 5 yr old thinks it's kewl then i have to go see this movie

gigabit · 08-20-2006, 10:43 PM

I just got back from the theatres. Nobody ever goes to the movies where I'm at, so it was just me and a few other people. Everyone cheered when Jackson said the line, and there was just so much pwnage in the movie it was unbelievable.

List of things being bitten by snakes:
Crotch (male)
Tit
Arm
Eye
Mouth (inside)
Buttocks
Back
Leg
Dog

etc.

also:

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER****ING PLANE!

Zer0Force · 08-20-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bountyhunter113

ROFL,if a 5 yr old thinks it's kewl then i have to go see this movie

Yup he was so into it I got him a Snakes on a plane shirt(the one at hot topic) for his first day of school. Also, Im soo glad there will be 2-3 Sequels.

ryugu · 08-20-2006, 10:46 PM

So what this movie tells us, is snakes like biting people, EVERYWHERE

gigabit · 08-20-2006, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ryugu

So what this movie tells us, is snakes like biting people, EVERYWHERE

Also Sam Jackson.

Zer0Force · 08-20-2006, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ryugu

So what this movie tells us, is snakes like biting people, EVERYWHERE

Yeah pretty much, there is a shoot out with a Redneck in this lab/shack full of deadly snakes(one bites him and only the FBI has the antivenom) , the guy who needs to kill the guy on the plane smashes this guys face in with a bat + a Jet Li rip kills a snake with is hands, and this Guy microwaves a snake.

BTW:

Snake Expert on phone: TIME IS TISSUE

Sam Jackson:"*WTF FACE* Time is tissue, What the ****?"

Phil3070 · 08-20-2006, 10:52 PM

I didn't like it that much. The story line sucked. They could of had a great movie with that idea of snakes on a plane, but David Richard Ellis did a horrific job on it.

08-20-2006, 10:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zer0Force Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: I was going to jump on turtles and save my girlfriend but, ima go dance and play baseball Posts: 553 Reputation: 10	I saw Snakes on a plane last night... So, I took my mom, brother, and sister to the movie and we had a blast, the movie was just so **ING good that no bad review can ruin it. Not only did it have some of the best deaths(guy got bit in his nads, some girl got it in her tit) it was also super funny. If you haven't seen it go now before SAM ING JACKSON calls your *. Oh and, it was the kid, who put the snakes on the plane.................yeah. J/k he only got bit, a infant also got bit.

08-20-2006, 10:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
Phil3070 Bladin's Sword Sharpener Join Date: May 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio. Posts: 1,190 Reputation: 32	I didn't like it that much. The story line sucked. They could of had a great movie with that idea of snakes on a plane, but David Richard Ellis did a horrific job on it. __________________

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08-20-2006, 10:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
gigabit Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 874 Reputation: 10	I just got back from the theatres. Nobody ever goes to the movies where I'm at, so it was just me and a few other people. Everyone cheered when Jackson said the line, and there was just so much pwnage in the movie it was unbelievable. List of things being bitten by snakes: Crotch (male) Tit Arm Eye Mouth (inside) Buttocks Back Leg Dog etc. also: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER**ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER**ING PLANE!

08-20-2006, 10:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
ryugu Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: jalalabad Posts: 1,702 Reputation: 10	So what this movie tells us, is snakes like biting people, EVERYWHERE