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Hatashi · 05-20-2011, 12:01 AM

Just wanted to tell you guys what happened to me and my friends that went to Berlin with me the last day of our trip.

It was around 02:45 and we were talking about deadly accidents in sports, I am talking about a bicycle accident that happened a month ago where the cyclist died, and I noticed a red laser dot on my friends head.

(We have four large windows so we can see almost anything outside, and we are on the third floor.)

I immediately go to the window to see what mother****er is pointing a laser at our direction, and I see a guy on a bicycle with a red laser and a flashlight.

He packs away his laser and turns on his flashlight, and turns it into his crotch, I did not notice it the first few seconds, in fact, I thought he was actually looking at his bike, so I shout ''You have a very nice bike'', at that moment, I see his other hand grab onto what I later found out to be his cock, and he swings his arm back and forth, me and my friends burst into laughing, and get all confused on what the **** just has happened.

A few seconds later he ejaculates, and rides away, resulting in us laughing even more and thinking about what kind of stupid people walk around this planet.

And now I'm back home after being in the bus for twelve hours.

Murxidon · 05-20-2011, 12:06 AM

Ahahahahahaha. Oh my God I needed that.

muzicguru · 05-20-2011, 12:30 AM

Oh god. That's amazing. I don't think I would have believed what I saw.

BadpcGuy · 05-20-2011, 12:39 AM

Gotta love Berlin.

djfizzle · 05-20-2011, 05:06 AM

so you watched a guy jack off? lol, thats what happens when you take the tag off of your mattress.

poeticas · 05-20-2011, 05:09 AM

Ffs dude ! :d

Lawliet1 · 05-20-2011, 11:58 AM

Congratulations to him.He just earned himself a comfy padded room in the asylum.

MrTingTing · 05-20-2011, 12:11 PM

I cried laughing, thanks hashi

welcome to germany, where people ejaculate on their bikes \o/

MoonSoul · 05-20-2011, 12:33 PM

Epic-most story to tell your grandchildren about?

I dare you!

Hatashi · 05-20-2011, 12:38 PM

Well, I still had a good time.
Awesome cars and friendly people... well in West that is.

05-20-2011, 12:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hatashi Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Chechnya Posts: 3,284 Reputation: 237	My trip to Berlin. Just wanted to tell you guys what happened to me and my friends that went to Berlin with me the last day of our trip. It was around 02:45 and we were talking about deadly accidents in sports, I am talking about a bicycle accident that happened a month ago where the cyclist died, and I noticed a red laser dot on my friends head. (We have four large windows so we can see almost anything outside, and we are on the third floor.) I immediately go to the window to see what mother**er is pointing a laser at our direction, and I see a guy on a bicycle with a red laser and a flashlight. He packs away his laser and turns on his flashlight, and turns it into his crotch, I did not notice it the first few seconds, in fact, I thought he was actually looking at his bike, so I shout ''You have a very nice bike'', at that moment, I see his other hand grab onto what I later found out to be his cock, and he swings his arm back and forth, me and my friends burst into laughing, and get all confused on what the ** just has happened. A few seconds later he ejaculates, and rides away, resulting in us laughing even more and thinking about what kind of stupid people walk around this planet. And now I'm back home after being in the bus for twelve hours.

05-20-2011, 12:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
Murxidon Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,064 Reputation: 253	Ahahahahahaha. Oh my God I needed that. __________________

05-20-2011, 12:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
muzicguru Payne, Max Payne Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wellington, New Zealand Posts: 562 Reputation: 10	Oh god. That's amazing. I don't think I would have believed what I saw. __________________

05-20-2011, 12:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
BadpcGuy OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: MA Posts: 5,795 Reputation: 120	Gotta love Berlin. __________________

05-20-2011, 05:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
djfizzle `Doll's Dishwasher Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: ....um....yes, no wait false Posts: 1,454 Reputation: 38	so you watched a guy jack off? lol, thats what happens when you take the tag off of your mattress. __________________ Leagues of Legends:The Disciple (US) Incorporating hastags just to piss people off Seeking DOTA2 Beta Keys!!! Steam:[AKUMA]TheDisciple

05-20-2011, 05:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
poeticas OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Germany - Delbriuck Posts: 7,982 Reputation: 161	Ffs dude ! :d __________________ *You Are Never Born With A Dream Life Teaches You How To Dream .* PRESS HERE For my PoemHunter profile.

05-20-2011, 11:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
Lawliet1 Cloud13's Clown Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,954 Reputation: 146	Congratulations to him.He just earned himself a comfy padded room in the asylum. __________________

05-20-2011, 12:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
MoonSoul Loric's Lunatic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Loveless Posts: 2,730 Reputation: 53	Epic-most story to tell your grandchildren about? I dare you! __________________ "Death, one moment of pain for a eternity of rest."

05-20-2011, 12:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
Hatashi Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Chechnya Posts: 3,284 Reputation: 237	Well, I still had a good time. Awesome cars and friendly people... well in West that is.

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