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Oisterboy · 06-04-2011, 09:42 PM

I have a friend with one ball. Someone punched the other one so hard it popped and disintegrated.

Orpheus · 06-04-2011, 09:44 PM

The hospital, which admitted contracting out its urology department to a private businessman, denied any knowledge of the surgery.

Never go to a Chinese hospital.

Deimos · 06-04-2011, 10:10 PM

yeah a friend of mine has one ball and one arm, he used to work at a zoo in putney in london feeding the crocodiles. guy was a f*cking joker always saying his job was so easy and that we were suckers for working in an office. always got the rounds in at the pub. he used to film himself throwing whole live chickens into the pen even though it was against the rules. guy was a maniac, so much fun.

then one day he was diagnosed with testicular cancer which later spread to the lymph nodes in his left armpit.

never bought a round again after that.

just sits in the corner smoking.

Avarwen · 06-04-2011, 10:42 PM

LOL this sounds like something from Onion news. What a dumb@ss but it was his choice. So when the ipad3 comes out will he sell his other kidney.

Peakevo · 06-04-2011, 11:20 PM

I would have done the same.

Imperidal · 06-05-2011, 01:04 AM

If i were to sell my kidney for a gadget, id be getting an awesome gaming rig instead.

zipykido · 06-05-2011, 03:34 AM

I bet the Ipad 3 does blood transfusions and dialysis. He should have saved his money so that he could buy that one with the kidney he no longer has.

birdman16 · 06-06-2011, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deimos

$250 then.

i once used a condom with "made in USA" on the packet.

now i have to pay f*cking child support.

LMAO!!! oh my...

06-04-2011, 09:42 PM	#21 (permalink)
Oisterboy \| (• ◡•)\| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) Join Date: May 2006 Location: Just Past Jupiter Posts: 16,560 Reputation: 644	I have a friend with one ball. Someone punched the other one so hard it popped and disintegrated. __________________

06-04-2011, 09:44 PM	#22 (permalink)
Orpheus I ate ozz and I liked it. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 7,389 Reputation: 249	The hospital, which admitted contracting out its urology department to a private businessman, denied any knowledge of the surgery. Never go to a Chinese hospital. __________________

06-04-2011, 10:42 PM	#24 (permalink)
Avarwen Murxidon's Maid Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,049 Reputation: 52	LOL this sounds like something from Onion news. What a dumb@ss but it was his choice. So when the ipad3 comes out will he sell his other kidney. __________________ We've come along way but we've still got a long way to go. Playing: Minecraft TF2 (Sassy Burrito) Last edited by Avarwen; 06-04-2011 at 10:44 PM. Reason: -=Doublepost=-

06-04-2011, 11:20 PM	#25 (permalink)
Peakevo Heads or Tails Join Date: May 2011 Location: Caribbean Posts: 342 Reputation: 15	I would have done the same. __________________ Hey guys.Check out my youtube channel for HD gameplay and commentary! Thanks, Peak. www.youtube.com/peakevolution9

06-05-2011, 01:04 AM	#26 (permalink)
Imperidal 42 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: New Zealand Posts: 928 Reputation: 38	If i were to sell my kidney for a gadget, id be getting an awesome gaming rig instead. __________________ NOW PLAYING: NOTHING AT ALL WAITING FOR: Lime Odyssey - Guild Wars 2

06-05-2011, 03:34 AM	#27 (permalink)
zipykido Eriond's Egotist Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,770 Reputation: 47	I bet the Ipad 3 does blood transfusions and dialysis. He should have saved his money so that he could buy that one with the kidney he no longer has. __________________

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