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Old 07-25-2011, 08:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Woman dies at her /own/ funeral.

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Cats are said to have nine lives, but some humans apparently have two — at least that’s seems to be the case when you look at the story of Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov.

Mukhametzyanov died from a heart attack that was prompted by waking up to see she had been wrongly declared dead and placed in a coffin.
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Old 07-25-2011, 08:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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At least she didn't wake up during her cremation...
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Old 07-25-2011, 09:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Bitch woke up dead?
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Told you guys. Zombie apocalypse is gonna happen!
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poor lady. o__o
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that last name's a doozie
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insert "ins Soviet Russia jokes here"
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Old 07-26-2011, 02:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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insert "ins Soviet Russia jokes here"
in soviet russia casket kills you.
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Old 07-26-2011, 05:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I guess it was just meant to be. ._.
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