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thesimp · 11-10-2011, 12:07 AM

Source: http://gawker.com/5857813/man-gets-cannon-shell-stuck-up-his-butt-now-faces-other-problems

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A 50-year-old Croatian man had to seek medical attention after an explosive anti-aircraft shell that he'd inserted in his anus during some kind of sex game got stuck up in there. Sounds like somebody failed to think about the consequences.

For example: having to explain to the doctors how the weapon got stuck up in there in the first place. Sometimes, in such situations, you can just tell doctors that you were drunk and accidentally sat on the weapon, or were "standing in the wrong place at the wrong time again, ha! I've always got my head up my ass—except when my head won't fit up there, because it's crowded with weapons." Not all doctors will believe these excuses, though.

I just cant find the right word to say how Incredibly... unique this is

Kluey · 11-10-2011, 12:23 AM

He actually might get jail time. Isn't that like "possession of explosives" or something?

olaph · 11-10-2011, 12:35 AM

I'd imagine his next bowel movement will be..

*takes off sunglasses*

EXPLOSIVE!

Xenonight2 · 11-10-2011, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by olaph

I'd imagine his next bowel movement will be..

*takes off sunglasses*

EXPLOSIVE!

Pok · 11-10-2011, 04:54 AM

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PUZZLED doctors removed a potato from a priest's bottom after the red-faced reverend turned up in agony at a hospital casualty department.

The embarrassed clergyman, in his 50s, told staff the vegetable lodged in his bum after he fell on it while hanging curtains nude in his kitchen, The Sun reports.

HE had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable at a hospital in Sheffield, England.

The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people’s nether regions.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.

He fell on it while hanging curtains naked. Can't deny the truth.

Orpheus · 11-10-2011, 04:58 AM

Who could say no? Just look at them.
Oh baby.

ilovemmo · 11-10-2011, 07:55 AM

lol. Very funny post. Pok's post is funny too. =))

Asiankid0 · 11-10-2011, 12:17 PM

I read the thread title as: "Can someone apply Loric to this?"

Oisterboy · 11-10-2011, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Asiankid0

I read the thread title as: "Can someone apply Loric to this?"

Loric applies to all.

11-10-2011, 12:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Kluey Game Journalist Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 982 Reputation: 44	He actually might get jail time. Isn't that like "possession of explosives" or something? __________________

11-10-2011, 12:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
olaph Godly Viking Prince Join Date: May 2006 Location: With the Smurfs Posts: 9,925 Reputation: 150	I'd imagine his next bowel movement will be.. takes off sunglasses EXPLOSIVE! __________________

11-10-2011, 04:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orpheus I ate ozz and I liked it. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 7,393 Reputation: 249	Who could say no? Just look at them. Oh baby. __________________

11-10-2011, 07:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
ilovemmo Dixie Banana Bar Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 293 Reputation: 14	lol. Very funny post. Pok's post is funny too. =)) __________________ Playing: Mythos Global and Dragon Nest

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