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11-16-2011, 03:03 AM
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Cingal's Collar
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Funny fortune teller.
Eh, "girlfriend's" (since people have been so sensitive to that term lately) mom took me and her to one of her old (im suprised the woman isnt dead shes like 100 years old for christ sakes) friends, who happens to be a shaman or some shit?
She read my palm, made me touch some funky lookin stones, and then i had to touch a bone, what looked to be a bone belonging to someones hand. some how managed to guess my actual date of birth, rather she got the year correct, the month, but told me the date was between april 24th to 27th. which is amazing cause its the 25th lol. she even accurately told me about my life and past life. In reality i was kinda spooked, I thought it was a joke but this lady spoke no english, only viet, julie and her mom had to relate it to me. Well it was getting pretty juicy until the woman asked for julie to leave the room, then I was told that I am to die a horrible, and flaming(no really, this is literal) death, for playing a game of hearts(? i dont even play with cards) she hasnt told me when, or where. But its going to be while im sleeping, gonna get gas dumped on me and burned alive. damn. how am i supposed to respond to some shit like that.
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Baby girl, I can’t imagine what it’s like for you I got you pregnant now inside there is a life in you I know you wonderin’ if this gon make me think bout wifin’ you Like if you had my first child would I spend my whole life with you Im kinda lost..see. Cole world!  |
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11-16-2011, 03:21 AM
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Baby girl, I can’t imagine what it’s like for you I got you pregnant now inside there is a life in you I know you wonderin’ if this gon make me think bout wifin’ you Like if you had my first child would I spend my whole life with you Im kinda lost..see. Cole world! |
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11-16-2011, 03:32 AM
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Assuming you wont wake up...
Ah the hell with it, anyone wakes up if they feel getting burnt. You are ****ed. Eh, avoid cards at all costs.
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11-16-2011, 03:56 AM
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11-16-2011, 04:04 AM
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I ate ozz and I liked it.
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Old lady guessed you are a cheater? HOLY CRAP THAT'S SOME WITCHCRAFT OR SUMTHING. I mean, it's not like it's something you can guess by simply taking a look at you, right? Totally. FREAKING MAGIC HOW DOES IT WORK.
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11-16-2011, 04:06 AM
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You start by admitting your cheating and lair trying to justified your actions.
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11-16-2011, 04:43 AM
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I ate ozz and I liked it.
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Derp dude.
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