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Old 01-15-2012, 10:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Woo close fckn encounter

Lol just sent a text to the wrong girl

I played it off rather smoothly by saying i hit enter too fast and didn't finish the text. and started sending a bunch more texts.

close one. very close.

if you're wandering what was going on


I was texting Person A. And I was telling them brb cause I was going to shower

So it was like "hey gorgeous, I'll brb, ttyl"
Now she, person B, was probably wondering.. "Wtf? he wasn't even talking to me to begin with."

So in half a millisecond, I started sending a shit load more of replies.

"I'll talk to you later im sending this txt cause im in the shower n i don't know if you'll call or not while im in there and i don't want to miss it"

the ruse worked cause i got this a few mins later

"awwww <333 <333 thinking about u too n ok call me when u get out"
^ Note, if you talk to several females, do NOT try to remember all of their names
Why?
cause back in highschool, i was on a date, and I called a girl named bridget, daisy, 8 times. Daisy WAS one of her friends-ish.
so ive adopted a method of just calling them all "gorgeous" lol. Its simple, and easy. cause after awhile, when you pick the phone up, your brain has to search and match their voices, which is bad.
and when Julie, sounds like jen, and jen sounds like amy, and amy sounds like trish and trish sounds like jen, shit gets confusin' and fast.

Damn that was close.


I might delete this post cause I showed my ex this website before and i don't want her to lurk this shit one day and understand my secrets.
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Old 01-15-2012, 10:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-15-2012, 10:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Where are you, man?
At home about to get in the fckn shower.

woo.. that was a close one lol
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Old 01-15-2012, 11:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Lol just sent a text to the wrong girl

I played it off rather smoothly by saying i hit enter too fast and didn't finish the text. and started sending a bunch more texts.

close one. very close.

if you're wandering what was going on


I was texting Person A. And I was telling them brb cause I was going to shower

So it was like "hey gorgeous, I'll brb, ttyl"
Now she, person B, was probably wondering.. "Wtf? he wasn't even talking to me to begin with."

So in half a millisecond, I started sending a shit load more of replies.

"I'll talk to you later im sending this txt cause im in the shower n i don't know if you'll call or not while im in there and i don't want to miss it"

the ruse worked cause i got this a few mins later

"awwww <333 <333 thinking about u too n ok call me when u get out"
^ Note, if you talk to several females, do NOT try to remember all of their names
Why?
cause back in highschool, i was on a date, and I called a girl named bridget, daisy, 8 times. Daisy WAS one of her friends-ish.
so ive adopted a method of just calling them all "gorgeous" lol. Its simple, and easy. cause after awhile, when you pick the phone up, your brain has to search and match their voices, which is bad.
and when Julie, sounds like jen, and jen sounds like amy, and amy sounds like trish and trish sounds like jen, shit gets confusin' and fast.

Damn that was close.


I might delete this post cause I showed my ex this website before and i don't want her to lurk this shit one day and understand my secrets.
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Old 01-15-2012, 11:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lol just sent a text to the wrong girl




I played it off rather smoothly by saying i hit enter too fast and didn't finish the text. and started sending a bunch more texts.




close one. very close.




if you're wandering what was going on








I was texting Person A. And I was telling them brb cause I was going to shower




*So it was like "hey gorgeous, I'll brb, ttyl"
*Now she, person B, was probably wondering.. "Wtf? he wasn't even talking to me to begin with."




So in half a millisecond, I started sending a shit load more of replies.




"I'll talk to you later im sending this txt cause im in the shower n i don't know if you'll call or not while im in there and i don't want to miss it"




*the ruse worked cause i got this a few mins later




"awwww <333 <333 thinking about u too n ok call me when u get out"
^ Note, if you talk to several females, do NOT try to remember all of their names
*Why?
*cause back in highschool, i was on a date, and I called a girl named bridget, daisy, 8 times. Daisy WAS one of her friends-ish.*
*so ive adopted a method of just calling them all "gorgeous" lol. Its simple, and easy. cause after awhile, when you pick the phone up, your brain has to search and match their voices, which is bad.
*and when Julie, sounds like jen, and jen sounds like amy, and amy sounds like trish and trish sounds like jen, shit gets confusin' and fast.




Damn that was close.








I might delete this post cause I showed my ex this website before and i don't want her to lurk this shit one day and understand my secrets.




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lmao . I'll quote him inside a quote.
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Rofl.

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^ Note, if you talk to several females, do NOT try to remember all of their names
Why?
cause back in highschool, i was on a date, and I called a girl named bridget, daisy, 8 times. Daisy WAS one of her friends-ish.
so ive adopted a method of just calling them all "gorgeous" lol. Its simple, and easy. cause after awhile, when you pick the phone up, your brain has to search and match their voices, which is bad.
and when Julie, sounds like jen, and jen sounds like amy, and amy sounds like trish and trish sounds like jen, shit gets confusin' and fast.
Or you could just not be a retard and actually learn the names of the people you are talking to.
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Or you could just not be a retard and actually learn the names of the people you are talking to.
Then he might give a shit about these people, and that's a wrench in his entire plan.
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Lol just sent a text to the wrong girl

I played it off rather smoothly by saying i hit enter too fast and didn't finish the text. and started sending a bunch more texts.

close one. very close.

if you're wandering what was going on


I was texting Person A. And I was telling them brb cause I was going to shower

So it was like "hey gorgeous, I'll brb, ttyl"
Now she, person B, was probably wondering.. "Wtf? he wasn't even talking to me to begin with."

So in half a millisecond, I started sending a shit load more of replies.

"I'll talk to you later im sending this txt cause im in the shower n i don't know if you'll call or not while im in there and i don't want to miss it"

the ruse worked cause i got this a few mins later

"awwww <333 <333 thinking about u too n ok call me when u get out"
^ Note, if you talk to several females, do NOT try to remember all of their names
Why?
cause back in highschool, i was on a date, and I called a girl named bridget, daisy, 8 times. Daisy WAS one of her friends-ish.
so ive adopted a method of just calling them all "gorgeous" lol. Its simple, and easy. cause after awhile, when you pick the phone up, your brain has to search and match their voices, which is bad.
and when Julie, sounds like jen, and jen sounds like amy, and amy sounds like trish and trish sounds like jen, shit gets confusin' and fast.

Damn that was close.


I might delete this post cause I showed my ex this website before and i don't want her to lurk this shit one day and understand my secrets.
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