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Darksin · 01-24-2012, 10:40 PM

Was bored and had a random talk with someone, and ended up googling this.

http://moby.nzpunter.com/sex_friend_contract.html

Quote:

SEX FRIEND CONTRACT / **** BUDDY CONTRACT

This Sex Friend Contract is entered into on the day of ________________ 20__,

between __________________ (hereafter referred to as PARTY A)

and ___________________(hereafter referred to as PARTY

.
Terms & Conditions
A sex session is hereafter referred to as IT. Best Effort is partaking in activities for as long as possible.

1. No sleeping over, unless IT is very good and PARTY A needs to repeat IT in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before IT, or when IT takes place in public

3. No calls before ______ AM/PM.

4. PARTY A retains discretion on which fantasies are acted out.

5. This contract prohibits any emotional attachment. Refer clause 22

6. No plans made in advance, that is why you are called the "backup"

7. This is not a mutually exclusive contract for PARTY A

8. No baby talk, however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. Any instructions/HOWTO’s given to PARTY B shall be remembered and practiced

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges", we are not friends, just **** buddies.

11. Procreation is not an option - Termination is the only course of action.

12. No extra clothing, I don't want your *** leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after IT, it's over; go home. See Clause 1

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed IT.

15. You cannot borrow my vehicle for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be "my flatmate's friend".

17. Best Effort to accommodate all requests by PARTY A should be made by PARTY B

18. Scheduling of IT is at the sole discretion of PARTY A, however PARTY B is welcome to make suggestions

19. No condoms, no IT.

20. Bring your own alcohol, I am not your liquor store.

21. Documentation of PARTY B may be held for historical purposes by PARTY A.

22. Should PARTY A wish to terminate this contract, effect is immediate

22a Should PARTY B wish to terminate this contract, 14 Days notice, or 6 IT’s, which ever period is longer

23. The aforementioned rules may only be altered by PARTY A.
23b. If the PARTY B wishes to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it is at the sole discretion of PARTY A

PARTY B’s Signature___________________ Date_______________

PARTY A’s Signature___________________ Date_______________
Contract Proudly Provided by NZpunter.com

Oisterboy · 01-24-2012, 11:14 PM

My contract was a lot more simple.

shadowsworn · 01-26-2012, 03:31 AM

...

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Oisterboy again."

XGrave · 01-27-2012, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oisterboy

My contract was a lot more simple.

Your signature was clearly way too complicated.

Pok · 01-27-2012, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oisterboy

My contract was a lot more simple.

You put in the wrong image, fixed it for ya.

Shadow of The Lost Empire · 01-28-2012, 10:07 AM

Oh good, now they can't claim I raped them because I have legally binding evidence that it was mutual.

Oisterboy · 01-28-2012, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow of The Lost Empire

Oh good, now they can't claim I raped them because I have legally binding evidence that it was mutual.

I think you misread the contract dude.

01-24-2012, 11:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
Oisterboy \| (• ◡•)\| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) Join Date: May 2006 Location: Just Past Jupiter Posts: 16,560 Reputation: 644	My contract was a lot more simple. __________________

01-26-2012, 03:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
shadowsworn Retired Staff Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,130 Reputation: 246	... "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Oisterboy again." __________________ From which of this oak shall I hang myself?

01-28-2012, 10:07 AM	#6 (permalink)
Shadow of The Lost Empire SuperKenshin's Servent Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In the deepest shallows of hate Posts: 1,096 Reputation: 29	Oh good, now they can't claim I raped them because I have legally binding evidence that it was mutual. __________________ League of Legends [Primary] NA Server - Shadud [Secondary] EU West Server - Shadud

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