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Old 11-21-2009, 02:56 AM   #17 (permalink)
olaph
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When you go buy condoms

Buy a bag of oranges or the following.

- Vasaline
- a Cucumber

Watch as she will be the one feeling awkward!

if she asks about the oranges just tell her "Half time baby..half time"
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