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Graven · 10-19-2006, 01:22 AM

Alright this is How you killed it...Imagine you are at home and you here a Bump in the night you Go to check it its a Zombie

....whatcha goin to do and where do ya go from there?

Me....Whip out my guitar....and play it....hopefully my bad playing will make its head explode

Lawl get creative people

Glitchedup · 10-19-2006, 01:26 AM

I'd probably faint and end up dead, unless it was a nice zombie ;-;

Fieren · 10-19-2006, 01:26 AM

I would

A. Throw a bible at it.
B. Play J-pop really loud.
C. Improvise Jet Li
D. Run it over with my lawn mower
E.Ask what it feels like to be a zombie, then have a nice conversation with it over tea and crepes.

SURVIVALsp1 · 10-19-2006, 01:31 AM

easy, throw some bibles at it and it'll start to disintegrate.......

take two knives from my house, and use them like double daggers.

or a personal favorite, use my tennis racket and Overhead smash it, and come in for the finishing blow with double rackets when i run out of balls
(my tennis teacher calls my smash, The Monster Smash. I've actually hurt someone adequetly once or twice)

edit: [QUOTE=Fieren;288963]
A. Throw a bible at it.
QUOTE]

DANG IT
you took the idea first, but got the topic first
dam my slowness

shadowsworn · 10-19-2006, 01:37 AM

Throw vinyl records at it,

or if all else fails, hit it with a cricket bat.

otomon · 10-19-2006, 01:54 AM

Easy, just choke him till he is dead.......

Oh shit...why isnt he diying......HE BIT me.........

12ayy92 · 10-19-2006, 02:07 AM

since zombies r slow, i'd take my time.

Lets say im at the top of a stairway
i'd run down, he chases me

then i'd go up in a elevator
then he starts running up
then i go down the elevator
and he starts running down =D

then i'd piss on him.

for the finishing blow..

grab knives and stab it in the brain, so say every zombie movie

TheJESTERJ · 10-19-2006, 02:10 AM

Zombies won't get into Texas, Chuck Norris guards our borders.........

Glitchedup · 10-19-2006, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12ayy92

since zombies r slow, i'd take my time.

Zombies in my world have speed hacks. ):

crazy_jim · 10-19-2006, 02:47 AM

I would not kill it, I would gain its trust, and then mate with its women, and eventually, our two worlds, will be one. Or just pwn it at warcraft 3 and that will make it killl itself.

10-19-2006, 01:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
Graven Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: In my krakens tummy. Posts: 1,261 Reputation: 10	How I killed a ZOmbie Alright this is How you killed it...Imagine you are at home and you here a Bump in the night you Go to check it its a Zombie ....whatcha goin to do and where do ya go from there? Me....Whip out my guitar....and play it....hopefully my bad playing will make its head explode Lawl get creative people

10-19-2006, 01:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fieren OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Removed Posts: 4,784 Reputation: 23	I would A. Throw a bible at it. B. Play J-pop really loud. C. Improvise Jet Li D. Run it over with my lawn mower E.Ask what it feels like to be a zombie, then have a nice conversation with it over tea and crepes. __________________

10-19-2006, 01:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
SURVIVALsp1 ChimaeraOne's Cookie Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,334 Reputation: 17	easy, throw some bibles at it and it'll start to disintegrate....... take two knives from my house, and use them like double daggers. or a personal favorite, use my tennis racket and Overhead smash it, and come in for the finishing blow with double rackets when i run out of balls (my tennis teacher calls my smash, The Monster Smash. I've actually hurt someone adequetly once or twice) edit: [QUOTE=Fieren;288963] A. Throw a bible at it. QUOTE] DANG IT you took the idea first, but got the topic first dam my slowness Last edited by SURVIVALsp1; 10-19-2006 at 01:35 AM.

10-19-2006, 01:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
shadowsworn Retired Staff Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,130 Reputation: 246	Throw vinyl records at it, or if all else fails, hit it with a cricket bat. __________________ From which of this oak shall I hang myself?

10-19-2006, 02:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
TheJESTERJ OnRPG Elite Member! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Posts: 4,598 Reputation: 177	Zombies won't get into Texas, Chuck Norris guards our borders......... __________________

10-19-2006, 01:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Glitchedup Baby Bowsers Soiled Diaper Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 716 Reputation: 11	I'd probably faint and end up dead, unless it was a nice zombie ;-;

10-19-2006, 01:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
otomon Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 488 Reputation: 9	Easy, just choke him till he is dead....... Oh shit...why isnt he diying......HE BIT me.........

10-19-2006, 02:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
12ayy92 Spyro’s Burning Cough Join Date: May 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 547 Reputation: 10	since zombies r slow, i'd take my time. Lets say im at the top of a stairway i'd run down, he chases me then i'd go up in a elevator then he starts running up then i go down the elevator and he starts running down =D then i'd piss on him. for the finishing blow.. grab knives and stab it in the brain, so say every zombie movie

10-19-2006, 02:47 AM	#10 (permalink)
crazy_jim Bongo Crazy Kong Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 231 Reputation: 10	I would not kill it, I would gain its trust, and then mate with its women, and eventually, our two worlds, will be one. Or just pwn it at warcraft 3 and that will make it killl itself. __________________

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