makedonija77

I dunno...

I's settle for these two since I already got 'em.

Besides, I don't really like stealth games and games that require alot of patiance. I just bought these two because they were two in one(SC + PT) and because they were cheap --- $9.99...

Looks brand new but it's probably either some glitch that the store/company or whatever ****ed up with, and I found it browsing through the PC games section, and I don't remember even if it were on the letter 'S. This means that I'm lucky to prolly have the last one...

Why did I buy a stealth game even if I don't like stealth games, you might ask?

Well, this is easy.

I don't like games that require PATIANCE, or have the issue of the only walk the ground scenario, where in this game you climb walls, pipes etc. which is a better way of stealth than having no gun, sneaking past enemies with ak-47s and wall hugging unhuggable walls...

This game, well this package, cost me only around 12 bucks total because of taxes(see note) besides the 9.99 dollar price tag.

Good deal?

I'd think so...

If everyone says it's the best, then I'm gonna go with ones who experianced it instead of following my instincts, which are very inaccurate, and since I have a record of having bad luck follow me everywhere, besides having to think about decisions, I can't even hope to get a good game...

For example:

I bought Everquest along with like 7 other expansions once for a fairly good price. I bought it because I then liked MMORPG's and heard shit about it long before I knew the PS2 or GTA existed, where I went home and installed the software, and found out that it was a pay to play type of game.

They have millions of players, so why the **** would they need me to pay.

I somehow returned the software.

A while later, I was lured into the same shit again, where I bought Star Wars Galaxies Starter Kit, which I still have sitting in my cupboard of one of my furnitures, the same place where I keep a large pack of 9mm bullets for my Glock 17...

I tried returning this one because it was the same --- pay to play, and the cheap bastard didn't let me return it, so I got pissed, my boys also, and you know the rest of the story, and eventually, we jumped that cheap bastrad at night in his garage walkway, and since justice is very poor here, I am still living at the place where I --- let me count the crimes for you:

-Attempted Murder
-Aggrivated Assault
-Arson
-Destruction Of Property
-Auto Theft
-Robbery/Mugging/Swarming
-Burglary
-Assault With A Dangerous Weapon
-Careless Use Of A Firearm
-Possesion Of A Firearm
-Stabbing
-Shooting
-Verbal Abuse
-Use Of Drugs(I was high )
-Drug Possession
-DUI
-Credit/Debit Card Fraud(We stole his credit card and used it to buy ---)
-Kidnapping(We dumped his *** in the river)
-Identity Theft(check Credit/Debit Card Fraud)
-Driving Without Insurance
-Driving Without A Drivers Licence

Anyways, since justice is very poor here, I never got around to having a cop ask me for shit like this involving this person...

It wasn't even on the news until they found the ****** in the river, more likley the next day when kids were going to school. People really do start to stink when they become half dead.

****** is still in the hospital, still in a coma, still not shown anymore on the news, still a mystery, still a bloody mess, still no evidence found out of more than a 100 things we touched, smashed, burned or dropped during the --- you know...

And still the cops will always be either crooked, dirty, lazy or just plain stupid. Decent and good cops are hard to find.

Stupid limit they put on the traffic cops on the highway for tickets and shit, the wrong cop gave the wrong lady the wrong ticket during the wrong ****ing time. Big mistake. Asshole even acted like a ****ing moron, to her, too...

Well, he's gone and out of the way...

I love being like this, even though I sometimes feel bad about the things I do and the families I effect, and it's a very good thing it never happens while I'm doing it...

Anyways, back to the game.

I'll give you a few rating from some sites about Splinter Cell, Chaos Theory and Pandora Tommorow.

Checklist:

Splinter Cell - Check
Splinter Cell Pandora Tommorow - Check
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory - No Check

Here is why:

$9.99 for SC + PT, two in one, and rated best stealth action game.

Why not CT - because it's not worth having the genre I don't really like.

Why then even buy SC + PT and waste $9.99 - cheap bargin, good ratings, amusing gameplay, last one left and I can learn new things to do to cops.

--- Ratings ---

Here is Gamespot:

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory (PC) - 8.6
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow (PC) - 9.1
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell (PC) - 8.7

Here is IGN:

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory (PC) - 9.6
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow (PC) - 9.5
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell (PC) - 9.4

Here is Gametrailers:

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell - 9.3
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory - 9.5
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Pandora Tommorow - 9.1

Good rankings...

I always check to Gamespot for cheats, scores, reviews etc. and I always check to Gametrailers for trailers because they give ME what I want to hear.

For example:

When I was searching cheats for True Crime NYC for the PS2, I was searching for the newest ones out. The newest ones out always came out on Gamespot first. When I want to search for the newest video media of games I am awaiting, I go to Gametrailers because they have some content that other sites don't have...

Such as WiC's gameplay videos, which now convince me that as we judged Battlefield 2142 for a bad game by it's first appearences which were leaked and inaccurate, we also judged WiC because the first trailer it had, besides the 'strategy' game part, it was very well done and felt like the game was going to be in fact as same as the first trailer showed us. It turned out that Battlefield 2142 looks better than we excpected after the first in game gameplay videos came out. It also turned out when we looked at the gameplay videos for WiC, that WiC may look good to startegy gamers, but for the FPS/Other gamers, it looked as if they were completely bummed because I see disappointment in myself and I see that what was once WiC boosting up and flooding itself with eager players, now that has fallen to less than 100 views per day, if not more...

Now when I feel boredom and sheer disappointment, I look over to the first trailer of WiC, which always sends a chill down my spine. Damn trailer looked too lifelike even though it was computer made...

OK. Again with the 'novels'...

My FAQ for Netsforex to answer:

-Is there really a neck snapping feature in the first Splinter Cell?
-If so, what buttons do I have to press while hanging down off a 'pipe' in order to execute the execution?
-That's all.

I really hope they make a game like Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter for the Xbox 360 but where you have the abilities as in Splinter Cell, and I hope they make the enviroments bigger, more weapons, drivable vehicles(heli's, tanks, humvees, boats, fighter jets, apc's etc.), and I want the same, if not better, graphics than Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter for the Xbox 360, where the graphics were great, excellent in fact, but was the moving through your teamates bodies really a common glitch in the game or just made along with the game?

Anyways, Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter had a short storyline. I remember finishing the game, training to end, from like Thursday to Saturday, where I used cheats, but I didn't play nonstop. I start a mission, I finish a few and go off to do something. Gaps in between.

Gameplay is amazing, but the damn game itself is too damn short...

I love the ****ing game, that's why I wanna play it!!!!!

But I know what ****ing happens as part of the storyline and now it gets boring to choose missions to play, so instead to avoid the disappointment, I choose to play the whole damn game so the game adds up together and saves me a moment of misery!

****!

Ahh. In the original Ghost Recon and Rainbow Six games, there was no storyline. There was no official playable character. Everyone was playable because everyone has a different weapon, if you so as well damn choose to have done so. There was a switiching button. There was no storyline. There was a campaign of missions. I hate hostage rescue, bomb missions and anything timed or risky. I loved terrorist hunt and firefights, though. There is a ton of maps to choose from, weapons to choose from, teamates to choose from, outfits to choose from, plans to make, game modes/mission objective types to choose from, and one click to deploy.

The cheats come in and the worrying comes out.

It's that simple...

This is why I don't like storylines in FPS/Tactical Shooter games.

The developers of the game put to much crap into the game, such as weapons, mission objectives, enviroments, graphics, moves, physics, etc. and the missions, which are map based and always will be, become short so instead of shooting like 50 scattered terrorists or whatever through a meat factory or something, you know have a few objectives to complete, and roadblocks etc. with a few terrorists, a tank, cars, snipers and shit shooting at you, or even sometimes, the most common thing you see is that someone screws up and the game or mission becomes longer, so that means someone is killed and something is stolen, you will probably have to hunt down the annoying ***** that killed someone and stole something and retrive it back, where you meet another wave of annoying enemies, where the AI is very stupid and besides the artificial PC made assholes shooting at you, you assume that you are getting screwed again, because now, if they were so smart, they would know that you would have to kill them in order to complete your task, in order to finish whatever you need to finish, and go ahead to where ever you need to go. It's all just for annoyance and screwyance.

Despite the fact that co-op in a game is usually a thing someone would want in order to play with a friend or something, co-op in a stealth game sounds freaky, especially when you see what the person is doing and where he is, which is confusing because you are in a split screen, usually more than 2 sides, and playing on the same TV or if it's on PC, that's different, but still, having no hearing of shooting nor killing is a truck load of shitting in the pants you're wearing...

Translation:

Having to face like 4 people on a freaky *** map like an abandoned wearhouse at night and having people sneak up on you and slice your throat is like real life, except you aren't dead yet in real life but dead in the game.

Note:

I hate the governement because the taxes we pay them is a way to --- if you are a conspiracy theory reader --- to screw you by wasting it. Where I come from, there is no taxes. Life was perfect until I came here. Now it's a living horror movie set in the 'hood'. I'm lucky enough to have a computer, even though it's a worthless good for nothing piece of crap, and I'm lucky enough to live each day normally as we live it here in the 'hood'. If you don't pay your taxes, it's considered a crime. If you get caught, you get trialed and put in jail for fraud. But where does that money go? It goes into pockets of rich people and political figures that plan on world domination, as part of the Grand Plan set up by the Illuminati. Related to Skull and Bones, Freemasons, Knights Templar, Bilderberg Group, New World Order, Satan etc...

Anyways, the Patriot Act is a way to slowly get rid of the American people's rights just like what Hitler did to the German people throughout the 1930s.

You are all being screwed by the ones you trust upon to be your leaders into a better society for tommorow, starting whenever today is supposed to be.

Your governement and society have created the system where you live your lives and they can control them behind the scenes, where you are not safe by the cops, nor anyone that is supposed to protect the rights the governement and society is trying to take away.

My governement fought for what is right until it was corrupted by the American governement when they joined our enemies in a continous war they should have not joined, but knew could win and at certain times, did without failure nor regret for any human decency whatsoever.

My last words:

When we die, we physiclly rot in the ground, but we spiritually go to heaven or hell.