Christ man.
I dont even know what to say. That was freaking HUGE.
Kudos though. This game is really cool. Its not really all that complicated once you actually play it. It can have a pretty sharp learning curve if you dont read anything. But really, if you just get in the game, have some fun, get with a couple of friends or get some new ones, it really is fun, and not as complicated as it may seem.
Again, kudos on the review!