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Well, I started to type this crap up because I was bored and decided to make a variation of the noob/newb guide *points at siggy* please comment.

The Maple Community
I. The noobs
II. The hackers
III. The people who make you want to jam your head into a vending machine
a. Spammers
b. Idiots
IV. The Onrpg'ers

I. The noobs
These Maplers are generally the majority of the Maple Community. They can be found on the "easy" maps of Victoria Island and rarely in other places. The majority of these Maplers are small children and having little education, they adopt "t3h 3ngli5h 1@nguage" most of the time. Noobs also generally lie about their imaginary main to gain attention or to show that they are not a noob, but this is very rare as many of them ask retarded questions first. And you may encounter some who claim to be the son/daughter of a GM.

II. The hackers
These Maplers are the most hated/feared/flamed in the Maple Community. And because I fear Olaph's wrath for he does not appreciate talk about hackers, my topic on them shall be short. Most hackers are retarded little children (script kiddies as most people call them) who show off their hacks and fly about the map commenting on their "mad skillz." Then there are the hackers who just try to level up while doing something more productive.

III. The people who make you want to jam your head into a vending machine

a. The spammers
First of all, I would like to define the two different spams (I am talking about the first definition in this section).
1. (Spam)- Shit randomly generated by retards who think watching bars with their name on them pile up is fun.
2. (Spam)- Shit generated by retards who think watching tanks with little pigs impaled on bars being shredded by razors and packed into tiny little cans is fun
These Maplers are (in my opinion) the most ANNOYING LITTLE FAGS in the Maple Community. They constantly type shit and make you feel like telling your mother to shut up when she talks. They have low fame most of the time, but spammers usually travel in packs and they sometimes fame each other when encountered. They also mutilate the use of megaphones by typing things like "who wants hawt butt secks??" or "who wants to kill all the j3wz?."

b. Idiots
These Maplers are just retards and are derivative from the Spamming culture. An idiot is basically a noob/spammer/hacker(sometimes) and they solely exist just to see the pissed off reaction of Maplers and reply with an idiotic comment such as "ur m0m" or "LOLOL!!! STFU N00b!!!." The idiots cause much of the Mapling Community to leave because the stupidity of these Maplers are so astounding that it hurts their eyes to behold such stupidity from one person. Idiots can also cause an uprising of other idiots that are in the vicinity or in their buddy list, which causes the surrounding Maplers (who aren't idiots) to get pissed off and cut their wrists while staring blankly at the screen.

IV. The Onrpg'ers
These Maplers are very scarce in the Maple Community and are basically the most intelligent Maplers in the Maple Community. Unfortunately, they are very few in number as some of the Onrpg'ers have become infected with idiocrity, posting random shit and ultimately leaving the forum (also posting a "I F***ING HATE ONRPG" post before their departure).[/B]

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caitxsith

very nicely done

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magicjubin

you forgot the sleepywoodians the florinbeachians and the basialmarketians

BoomThunda

Sleepywoodians: LAWLZ! I LIKES TO SPREAD RUMOR!

Florinabeachians: We are only like 6 people and everyone hates us =(

Basilmarketians: LILSANDA HAXES!

Does that clear it up for you?

Nice guide ;]