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Xynh · 03-07-2007, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by OsirisXx2

Chance you got warned for that?

So far, no. >.<;

Buy your mom something wearable and expensive.
Like rings, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, shoes, dresses, casual clothing, etc.

Arcteryx · 03-07-2007, 05:12 AM

Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if some old dude did die from a heart attack brought on by an intense orgasam...

Yeah, anyway, kinda silly asking us. You know your mom best, so you know what best to get her. Course, mother's day is a pretty generic and useless holiday, so I'd go with a pretty generic and usless gift: Flowers!

(notice the double meaning of "pretty")

Who · 03-07-2007, 05:50 AM

that would be weird to die from orgasm. o.o

*dies from too much excitement from thinking of having sex with someone hot*

anyways. write her a note. i did that. my mom got all happy. say: i regret everything that i ever did bad towards you. thank you for being a great mom and working hard to buy us food and take care of us. say something like that.

Ramstien · 03-07-2007, 07:01 AM

A vibrator.

nzrock · 03-07-2007, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramstien

A vibrator.

it goes well with the topic name.

make her something like a small cake.

Raiyne · 03-07-2007, 11:56 AM

Washing detergents and stuff like that? lol...

cyber7chink · 03-07-2007, 12:15 PM

Since the mother is normally the care taker of her household, it kinda puts a strain on your body.

I have done this for my wife and my mother. Give her full paid day at a day-spa.

Massage, manicure, pedicure, facial..... just a day of relaxation and being pampered is something they really enjoy and remember.

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Originally Posted by Who

that would be weird to die from orgasm. o.o

*dies from too much excitement from thinking of having sex with someone hot*

anyways. write her a note. i did that. my mom got all happy. say: i regret everything that i ever did bad towards you. thank you for being a great mom and working hard to buy us food and take care of us. say something like that.

Its rare, but it does happen. If your talking about a normal sexual life.

By definition of orgasm, its both psychological and physical. I cant remeber the name of the fetish, but it relates to being choked while having sex. The person will not get to or have an orgasm unless they are being choked, during intercourse.. In certain cases, the person with this fetish has been known to climax and die at the same time. In other cases realted to this fetish, the partner just goes a little too far.

nzrock · 03-07-2007, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyber7chink

Its rare, but it does happen. If your talking about a normal sexual life.

By definition of orgasm, its both psychological and physical. I cant remeber the name of the fetish, but it relates to being choked while having sex. The person will not get to or have an orgasm unless they are being choked, during intercourse.. In certain cases, the person with this fetish has been known to climax and die at the same time. In other cases realted to this fetish, the partner just goes a little too far.

hell u can find it at /2ch/ if u know where to look

Not A Woman · 03-07-2007, 07:02 PM

cyber7chink has some excellent advice.

Also, just be with her. My mother's birthday was yesterday, and I watched a movie with her. She enjoyed it.

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Arcteryx `Doll's Dishwasher Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,474 Reputation: 11	Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if some old dude did die from a heart attack brought on by an intense orgasam... Yeah, anyway, kinda silly asking us. You know your mom best, so you know what best to get her. Course, mother's day is a pretty generic and useless holiday, so I'd go with a pretty generic and usless gift: Flowers! (notice the double meaning of "pretty") __________________

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Ramstien Fabio_R's Fruitcup Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,686 Reputation: 21	A vibrator. __________________

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Not A Woman Still learning the ropes Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 27 Reputation: 10	cyber7chink has some excellent advice. Also, just be with her. My mother's birthday was yesterday, and I watched a movie with her. She enjoyed it. __________________

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03-07-2007, 05:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
Who Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Wouldn't you like to know? Posts: 717 Reputation: 5	that would be weird to die from orgasm. o.o dies from too much excitement from thinking of having sex with someone hot anyways. write her a note. i did that. my mom got all happy. say: i regret everything that i ever did bad towards you. thank you for being a great mom and working hard to buy us food and take care of us. say something like that.