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Old 03-07-2007, 02:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Okay now that I got your attention...my moms b-day is coming up, any Ideas on what I should get her?
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Old 03-07-2007, 02:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2007, 02:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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God damn you. I was hoping for an interesting article about how someone orgasmed so hard their internal organs began to rupture and they choked on their own fluids or something...feck...

On topic: Get her something you know she will use alot. If she likes cooking, get her a fancy blender. If she is into style, buy her some designer makeup or something. Handcrafted gifts are always appreciated too. The more effort you put into it shows how much you care.
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Old 03-07-2007, 02:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I HATE YOU!!!

Get her something touchy feely, all moms like those. Something like a really hard to make video saying I love you or something like that.
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Old 03-07-2007, 02:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Well for a present for your mom DEATH BY ORGASM is probablly not the way to go

That would be a little wierd
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A misleading topic brings useless posts.

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Razors thats gross.
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I HATE YOU!!!

Get her something touchy feely, all moms like those.
Get her a man.

Pointlessnessnessness aside, you should get her a neat expensive necklace.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:37 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Chance you got warned for that?

Ontopic - Jewlery is always nice.
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