MiStAHxMuRkA

Well throughout my experience I found out that girls are SUCKERS for sweet guys! This is not hollering or anything like that, more like dating or friendship and I found out that if you keep throwing those sweet stuff at her dosnt matter where online or phone or real life or text they will fall for you like nothing and think your the only sweetest guy in the whole wide world but it dosnt take any more but of a bit knowledge to do so.Heres some stuff ill contribute in through my own experiences even tho im only 14 you can take in my advice if your around my age.Yeah I know all girls are different but most of them fall for this.
Rule number 1= ALWAYS say that you THINK about her and that you MISS her even by random, make it sound serious too this works best online
Example=aww whered you go i missed you alooott forrealls when you were gone i did nothing but i was just thinking about you and you were always stuck in my mind and i cant get you out >< but then again i dont want you out =)

I dont know you gotta be very creative tho listening to those love songs gets you ideas coming from the lyrics i have alot that i keep in my lil book but theres way too much xD


Heres another tip when your about to go to sleep or shes about to go to sleep ALWAYS and i mean ALWAYS say the following stuff
good night my babbyyy =)
sweet dreams
hope you sleep extra good
your gonna be in my dreams tonightt
when im sleeping im gonna think about you all night!!

always say the first 2 tho you can say the others if you want or you can just say the first 2 if your lazy


and heres a lil convo:
me: i wub youuuuu =]<3
me: i lovee ***** just her and only her =]
me: everywhere i go i think about her
me: like when im walking
me: and when i see a sign
me: it says *****
me: when i look at a picture
**********: aww :]
me: i see ur cutee smilee =]
me: i cant stop thinking about yoooouu!
me: =]<3
**********: :]




me: i dont wanna take a shower >< i dont wanna loose my sleeepynness
*****: yeah i took one
*****:
me: luckyyy
me: i have to take one >=[
*****: hahahahaha
me: but i just wanna go straight tto bed and think about youu
me: =[
*****: aww your so sweet



ALWAYS try to make her saw aww and if she ever called you sweet you scored it!!!





me: when i see her at first sight
me: i just go dammmm shes prettyyy
me: and its likee you get me by a trancee
me: i just dazee and drool at youu
me: and in my mind im thinkingg
me: dammm.............she prettyy!
******** haha i love youuu but i gtg now

DONT compliment her looks , compliment it with detail and yeah dont just go blabbing out saying that your hot say it like this with more detail its gonna make her feel more special PLUS compare her with all her friends thats gonna make her think that your saying it for reals


always heres another tip, if she got friends and you talk to them sorta.. brag about her, keep on bragging and saying you miss her and everything and that you wish she was here then sooner or later that girl is gonna tell your girl what you just said haha


another thing!!!! always make up stuff with herr like pretendd heres a example i cant explain it

me: i wanna sleep on you=]
me: or let you sleep on me..
me: and letme keep you warmm the whole nighht
****: :]
me: ill be your blankie! =D
****: haha how?
me: hmmmm
me: with u sleeping on my chest with my arms wraped around u =]
****: :]
me: yeahh haha thats like...
me: a wish come truee
****: haha :]

pretend that you are with her and tell her the stuff you can do with her , that keeps her entertained and she will never leave you

heres a good line you can say, tell her that shes different from the rest of the girls and all of the other girls are tricks and hoes and sluts and that shes a one of a kind and theres only one of her and youu can never let her go


damm man i got ALOT more but im too lazy, yeah i know these are online but thats the best i can do to show you, yeah these are noobie stuff but it still works ^_^ but then im not ready for a relationship either so I sweet talk to girls like thiss it really works and I just wanna share with you guys please dont hate this is the best I can do and atleast i tried if you guys got something you wanna share you can post it upp
Btw heres a lil game I used to play with her, I would ask her "what would you do if your with me right now in the back of the movies" then wait for her to answer and then say your answer but EACH TIME make it more naughtier and naughtier xD i wont go into detail but you know what I mean

HolyPaladin

me:I love you
her: I love you more
me:NO! I doo
her:Naha I do more
me:No nO no I do
her:Nope I do MORE!
me:*hangs up*
me: I had to play Maplestory.

pick up line is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myslef in your pants.

Richard0

THe best line would be just be yourself i don always do what u said and i still hang with chicks but what u said does make sense :S

Fieren

Me:ey, lets f**k.
Her:k

Aftermath

Her: Epic fail.
Me: ;-;

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Guato617

Lol most girls at my school fall for this one "Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?"

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Rawrisonpie

It seems you have a hobby in finding random girls. Im not to argue, we all do different things, and you also seem to like listening to the love songs.

Ever think your going ALITTLE over the top? Lol, seems to ..... Intense for me. If you keep doing that to her daily, it could eventully freak her out.

May keep her entertained, but if you pretend eventully she'll think your pushing it abit, and find you somewhat .... Extreamly weird. It may start out good but eventully it will come to a stop. Im not saying your pathetic at doing this, heck your 100x better than me, i dont socialize much. But to me, it seems going over the top, thats just my opinion, you dont have to listen to me. I hope you kinda get what im saying. Have fun. Oh .... This is all online, i find it hard to believe that i'd ever say that to someone in real life, to much chatter in her face, maybe she wants some space. Just my opinion. Hope you get on well doing that.

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HolyPaladin

Then those girls must be stupid.

TheWiseGuy

yea like Rawrisonpie said your going a little overboard girls are actually kind of frightened by you saying all that stuff like that....unless theyre butt ugly and no guy ever talks to them lol but a good pickup line that should work but doesnt work and usually gets you in trouble is...

you walk up to a girl right and you tell her "well you look very lively this evening.......too bad that wont last long" she'll say "and why is that"...you say" because im gonna rape you *****!!!"...then you jump on top of her and hump her.......thats how i got with my gf....lmao jp

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HolyPaladin

LOL

you walk up to a girl right and you tell her "well you look very lively this evening.......too bad that wont last long" she'll say "and why is that"...you say" because im gonna rape you *****!!!"...then you jump on top of her and hump her.......thats how i got with my gf....lmao jp

Im going to go try it tomorrow

me: "well you look very lively this evening
her:"and why is that"
me:" because im gonna rape you *****!!!"
*jumps on top of her and humping*
her:*kicks me in the nuts*
MAMA MIAA!

MiStAHxMuRkA

Actually its not a random girl I know her in real life and we got a thing for each other for 6 months but it didnt work out so good so this is what I have left , convos of us talking together on aim good old days...But its alright if you have lots of time in your hands,and she wont think your weird if you guys actually have a thing for each otherr xD