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suncrafter · 05-14-2007, 08:26 PM

I love it when people have "who would win in a fight" conversations. You know the kind - "Who would win in a fight between Robocop and the Terminator?" or "Who would win a fight between Peewee Herman and Gilligan?" Etc...

But something that is always laking in those conversations is a proper, quantifiable, measurement of how much of a "bad-***" someone or something is.

Toward that end - here is my BAQ (Bad *** Quotient) System:

http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html

Questions for all of you, after you take a look at my site...

1) What do you think your own BAQ is? (Be honest.)
2) Who or what should I add to the above list.
3) Do you think I have too much time on my hands?

Onii-San · 05-14-2007, 10:20 PM

A butterfly could fly into your eye, that's pretty badass.

Fire Ant -------------------------------------------------- BAQ = 1
Sewer Rat ----------------------------------------------- BAQ = 10
Chihuahua ----------------------------------------------- BAQ = 100
Drunk Redneck (armed with a pool cue) ----- BAQ = 1,000
Green Beret (armed with a machete) ---------- BAQ = 10,000
Silverback Gorilla ------------------------------------- BAQ = 100,000
Black Rhino -------------------------------------------- BAQ = 1,000,000
Tyrannosaurus Rex ---------------------------------- BAQ = 10,000,000

your scale lacks proper in-depth variation study.

:] :] :] :]

Q as the biggest? D;

FabianN · 05-14-2007, 11:20 PM

Mister Rogers beats all

Spirit · 05-14-2007, 11:27 PM

Yes, but then his sweaters all bloody D:

kfckaykay · 05-15-2007, 02:38 AM

Actually I was thinking Chuck Norris would own all, but then it appeared 'Q'?!

Damague · 05-15-2007, 02:46 AM

Adolf Hitler

Bomil75 · 05-15-2007, 07:18 PM

I found this funny until i found out Q from star trek wth is this o.O
I so fkkin hate star trek its like aliens or somthing...
Anyways CHUCK NORRIS BEATS EM ALL !!!
OR IN CHUCK NORRIS SAYING: Chuck norris beats insects

lutarios the inmaculate · 05-15-2007, 07:44 PM

1 sewer rat kills a Chihuahua 10 will rip it to pieces and eat its bloody flesh

Cloud13 · 05-15-2007, 10:38 PM

Q is quite powerful, however, Chuck Norris is too low on the list, there are several people above him he would destroy. Plus, you need to put Stargate people on the list.

Bomil75 · 05-16-2007, 05:31 AM

I think the most bad *** guys are these:

MERS

05-14-2007, 08:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
suncrafter Still learning the ropes Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 23 Reputation: 10	My Bad-* Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness) I love it when people have "who would win in a fight" conversations. You know the kind - "Who would win in a fight between Robocop and the Terminator?" or "Who would win a fight between Peewee Herman and Gilligan?" Etc... But something that is always laking in those conversations is a proper, quantifiable, measurement of how much of a "bad-" someone or something is. Toward that end - here is my BAQ (Bad Quotient) System: http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html Questions for all of you, after you take a look at my site... 1) What do you think your own BAQ is? (Be honest.) 2) Who or what should I add to the above list. 3) Do you think I have too much time on my hands? __________________ The proud webmaster of: "Orc Magazine"** and many others too!

05-14-2007, 10:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Onii-San Lives in City of Zeroes Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 642 Reputation: 10	A butterfly could fly into your eye, that's pretty badass. Fire Ant -------------------------------------------------- BAQ = 1 Sewer Rat ----------------------------------------------- BAQ = 10 Chihuahua ----------------------------------------------- BAQ = 100 Drunk Redneck (armed with a pool cue) ----- BAQ = 1,000 Green Beret (armed with a machete) ---------- BAQ = 10,000 Silverback Gorilla ------------------------------------- BAQ = 100,000 Black Rhino -------------------------------------------- BAQ = 1,000,000 Tyrannosaurus Rex ---------------------------------- BAQ = 10,000,000 your scale lacks proper in-depth variation study. :] :] :] :] Q as the biggest? D; __________________ "Thank goodness I have W-Blue Sky lives."

05-14-2007, 11:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Spirit Str1der's Stooge Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lynnwood, WA Posts: 3,232 Reputation: 20	Yes, but then his sweaters all bloody D: __________________ Steam - winception WoW Malfurion US Horde

05-15-2007, 02:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
kfckaykay Shadowsworn's Sandwich Join Date: May 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 1,833 Reputation: 10	Actually I was thinking Chuck Norris would own all, but then it appeared 'Q'?! __________________ Current

05-15-2007, 07:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
lutarios the inmaculate Link's Dirty Sock Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 42 Reputation: 10	1 sewer rat kills a Chihuahua 10 will rip it to pieces and eat its bloody flesh __________________ join me my breathen wolf let us skin those who call themselves human

05-15-2007, 02:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
Damague Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 397 Reputation: 0	Adolf Hitler

05-15-2007, 07:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bomil75 SuperKenshin's Servent Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: no Posts: 1,046 Reputation: 17	I found this funny until i found out Q from star trek wth is this o.O I so fkkin hate star trek its like aliens or somthing... Anyways CHUCK NORRIS BEATS EM ALL !!! OR IN CHUCK NORRIS SAYING: Chuck norris beats insects

05-15-2007, 10:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cloud13 Chocolate Bear Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 4,368 Reputation: 154	Q is quite powerful, however, Chuck Norris is too low on the list, there are several people above him he would destroy. Plus, you need to put Stargate people on the list. __________________

05-16-2007, 05:31 AM	#10 (permalink)
Bomil75 SuperKenshin's Servent Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: no Posts: 1,046 Reputation: 17	I think the most bad *** guys are these: MERS

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